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Mercer Island Eastside

Mercer Island is a weird abnormal island. It is quite dense and is not like other tropical islands. It is creepy beyond belief, haunted, and disappears at night.

Most people in this eastside suburb of Seattle claim to be Jewish, but they are actually Christian and Mormon converts. Almost everyone gets stoned every hour, and dress real lame for all the money they got. There is organic pot, oxycodone, hashish and Manischewitz, with 55% alcohol.

If you ain't a convert to judaism they totally dump you and won't even talk to you and try to get you run off the island. If you are not Ashkenazi and are Sephardic they totally call you black, like they don't know history.

Watch out whities, they will come and convert you.

Everything is closed on Friday and Saturday, but pot is still available. Get your fix at Walgreen's.
Mercer Island Eastside is so Mormon/Christian/Cultic and then transforms to Jew converted. The fastest way to become a Jew is to give your wallet, and tomorrow you'll have an aryan last name, even if you hate Hitler. No Arab's welcome.
by Islander Canvas February 23, 2010
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Easter Bunny

The Easter Bunny, an oviparous rabbit dextrous enough to carry baskets of candy and intelligent enough to arrange said candy in fake grass, as well as launch massive nation-wide marketing campaigns aimed at getting parents to shell out for chocolate bunnies that turn out to be hollow and chocolate eggs stuffed with carcinogenic sludge. Possibly an ancient deity or demi-God, but far more likely the result of government genetic experiments or the demented offspring of a chicken, a rabbit, and a Cadbury company executive.
Person 1:Jesus Christ! Was that even a rabbit?
Person 2: No dude, that was totally the Easter Bunny!
by Scroty McBoogerBalls April 4, 2010
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The Eastern Titty Tickler

You sneak up behind an attractive female with ninja-like skill and pop a feel on her. When she turns around to see who did it, you are already long gone with the use of your ninja reflexes.
I saw a pair a block away, so I had to surprise her with the eastern titty tickler.
by TheBootyofGreatness February 11, 2010
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Forest Hills Eastern

Forest Hills Eastern is a high school in Ada, Mi. Forest Hills Eastern is one of the three high schools in the Forest Hills Public School system. Forest Hills Eastern is also referred to as one of the three G's, the gated, the gifted, and the ghetto. Eastern is the gated school, meaning most of the students live in rich, private communities with gates guarding the entrance. Many students (although not all) who attend Eastern have never worked for anything in their lives. Their rich parents buy them new cars and pay for their gas to drive to school everyday. Eastern has many stuck-up cliques, such as cliques created by students who have their parents buy them new cars.
"hey, what school are you from?"

"Forest Hills Eastern..."

"Oh, I see...hey, let's see your new car!"
by dakotaman April 30, 2011
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Eastpointe

A small suburb of Detroit, Michigan, and quite possibly the most uninteresting city in the Midwest. The only thing to do on any given night is to go to National Coney Island which is actually in Roseville, Michigan.

Eastpointe sits just north of Detroit, yet Detroit is starting to head north across 8 Mile and thus making Eastpointe more ghetto.

Because of said fact, property values are dropping and the streets are less safe at night.

The only entertainment value in the city is to buy beer and throw a beer pong tournament, or sit in your buddy's garage and smoke hookah.

Basically, if you're not hungry, there is nothing to do in Eastpointe.
A) Hey! What do you want to do tonight?!
B) Let's go get CONEY!
A) But I'm not hungry. There's nothing to do but get food in Eastpointe.
B) Alright, lets go to Club Matteo and smoke hookah and drink beer.
A) CHEA! WE FINNA GO NOW!
by MyHopeIsInGod August 5, 2008
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East Bum Fuck

being located very far away from anything.
Holy shit we are way out in east bum fuck.
by Lancerbean March 13, 2004
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Eastside Tacoma Washington

In the 1980's or 1990's when you thought of gangtsers in tacoma you thought about hilltop.Now days the hotbed of gangs and drugs in tacoma is on the eastside. I recent years the crime on eastside has been growing fast. mckinley ave is the heart of the eastside. Tacoma had 24th worst crime rate last year, and is the 4th most dangerous city on the west coast, after Richmond, Oakland, and Compton.Tacoma has a wide variety of gangs, from, bloods, crips, folks, b.g.d, norteno, surenos...ect..
you from hilltop? - john doe

Nah Blood, eastside tacoma washington all day! b-dawg

What is eastside?- john doe

GUNBLAST! - b-dawg

SCREAMS! -john doe
by TACOMAS MOST WANTED June 29, 2009
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