Ejaculation Station

A bachelor pad. Synonymous with Stabbin' Cabin.

I hope my date goes well tonight & we end up at the old ejaculation station!

by stxnthamix February 8, 2018

sonic ejaculation

When one ejaculates so hard with so much semen, his testicle will be pulled with the semen.

Guy 1: "Dude, she is so hot!!"
Victim: "Yeah, my testicle hurts because of my case of sonic ejaculation."

by Never_Mad January 14, 2015

premature evaluation

When you've ordered something by mail &they are asking for your opinion/rating/etc. when you havebn't even got it yet!

I ordered a new sex toy from eBay & they're already bugging me to rate it. I haveb't even GOT it yet! Talk about premature evaluation!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 13, 2015

rocket ejaculation

An Adjective too describe an ejaculation during intimacy that pushes the body on top a bit and makes both people feel like they have gone too the moon.

She gives me a Rocket ejaculation every night

by squiddyman August 21, 2016

Fear ejaculation

Like premature ejaculation but you hope for it... When your primal instincts take over and you have a boner but really you want out of the situation so you just cum and run.

She was coyote ugly but I was already there so the only way out was fear ejaculation.

by lincolnstyle October 19, 2019

Epic evacuation

A bowel movement so large, that it fills the bowl above the waterline.

Honey, I just had an epic evacuation. I feel like I've lost 5 pounds.

by Bridotac October 1, 2021

Atomic Ejaculation

When you ejaculate with so much force, it splits an atom and creates a nuclear explosion.

Man: Ohhh yeah, feel that atomic ejaculation!
--5 miles away--
Kid: Mommy mommy, what's that big glowing mushroom shaped cloud in the distance?

by Professional Racist March 31, 2022