Elmers delight

When semen glues your hands together

The elmers delight tore skin off my hands

by fatcat346 October 4, 2002

Ralph Waldo Emerson

A Transcendentalist during the middle 1800s, who wrote essays like Nature and Self-Reliance, both garbage works of literature where he rambles on about nature and whatever other bullshit he can think of. Long winded sentences that have no meaning, yet we actually read this idiot. Emerson has actually been proven to be a flaming homosexual with his protege, Henry David Thoreau, who lived in a fucking log cabin all his life, masterbating a lot.

All the teachers say that you shouldn't write like that idiot Emerson.

by Winky March 4, 2005

emerson bigguns is here

'covert' statement to reveal the presence of a large chested female, stated in hootie and blowfish tour bus while surveying crowd.

emerson bigguns is here

by michael foolsley November 28, 2009

Snowy Emerson

A sexual act that involves semen in an individual's hair.

"I'm sorry baby, I pulled out too quickly, I didn't mean to give you a Snowy Emerson."

by ehizzle December 14, 2008

Cody Emerson

Someone who is commonly mistaken for

Cody Emmerson. (2 'm's) Unlike Emmerson, Cody Emerson has about 1,314,000 seconds of sex more per year. Contrary to popular belief, his crotch is the size of an elephant, and has the pain tolerance of Chuck Norris injected with morphine!

Guy 1: Did u see that guys crotch?

Guy 2: Yea, that thing was freaking huge! He stood in the road and had a speeding truck run into that thing.

Guy 1: He must be Cody Emerson!

by Destructo Man of Spaghetti April 22, 2011

Emmerson

Emmerson is one of my classmates. He has brown hair that's soft. We are not very close friends. But still know each other. Since last year. Had a crush on him. Handsome but super weird. Love his creative drawings. If you ever see this Emmerson. Hi. Hides in bathroom at recess to watch YouTube. Loves coding. Such a smart person😍

Emmerson. 😍😘❤️❤️💖

by GilbertG3 August 17, 2019

Emerson

She can be a fucking bitch bit she still thinks she's good. All she wants to do is save the turtles. She don't care about anyone. Or anything. She's flat as hell too.

Emerson? That hoe that slant came about your feelings

by XCuteAnimeGirl May 23, 2019