Ebonics shit

Ebonics is an attempt to ruin the beautiful English language, which has been pulled by uneducated, generally illiterate people, who usually are thugs, pimps, thieves etc. It is very common. It is frequent among any population in a large city, in any part of the anglosphere, or for that matter, nearly anywhere in the world. But it started off with people who didn't learn english very well and lived in the south.

Ebonics speaker: Sheeit, das riite. I is right! Yo' ass is wrong!
Random person: What did he say? That was some Ebonics shit... I was merely joking. I meant to say, that was garbage, I couldn't even understand what was said!

by ungkyan shanden June 29, 2020

ebonics

"street talk", "ghetto speech", the language of da gangstas.

Yo, my dawg, can't speak ebonics? Can't talk, just walk...

by Anonymous February 17, 2003

ebonics

the language of black people in the US.

Chinese people speak mandarin
Mexican people speak spanish
Filipino people speak tagalog
Black people speak ebonics

"Como estas senor?"
"Oh i'm straight my nigga fo shizzle"

by reeewind March 9, 2007

Economic Sodomy

A serious financial screwing involving a large sum of money. The victim is usually subjected to infernal bureaucracy and/or irrational and unethical corporate practices.

Those who commit economic sodomy have some of the same traits found in serial rapists and serial killers: Ruthless, self serving, narcissistic, psychopathic, sadistic thinking/ideals/behavior.

This heinous crime is often perpetrated by big corporations, financial institutions, their representatives and affiliates, the legal system and all of its minions (attorneys included), unscrupulous medical practitioners, insurance companies, towing companies, shady repairmen of all trades, various government offices and scores of self proclaimed "experts."

The perp(s) may, at any time, be in collusion with your psycho ex, your baby's mama, your backstabbing kinfolks, or your criminal accomplice. The perps often work together behind the scenes and will cheerfully gang bang you without warning.

Recently, citizens of south Louisiana were economically sodomized by the oil industry.

LaSonya put me on child support and that ain't even my kid! I gotta get a DNA test so I don't get economically sodomized!

Denny's had my car towed for no reason, now I got to pay $1500 to get my car! That's economic sodomy!

The doctor told me I had appendicitis; turns out it was just gas! He was gonna economically sodomize me!

by BlueDingo June 24, 2011

White Ebonics

A primitive language spoken by the south, far north, and people named Jamie.

Lima in the mid-west is pronounced the same as lime, unless you speak in white ebonics, in which case the 'i' is pronounced as a long 'e' as if it were spelled: Leema.

by CSquared1634 September 27, 2018

ebonics

Frequently maligned North American dialect spoken primarily by the black population. Ebonics has strong connections to African syntax, pronunciation, and grammar, though the dialect has evolved since its advent in the early slavery days of the United States. Due to its differences from standard English, people often mistakenly believe it to be nothing but a lazy and ignorant tongue. (It doesn't help that Ebonics has become trendy amongst illiterate teenagers who assume that "izzle", an infix which was invented only a few years ago, comprises the entirety of the dialect.) Others try to assume Ebonics in an attempt to look hardcore. However, most people who use Ebonics speak it as a mother tongue, and in this way it is as valid and organized a dialect as any other.

Dat my brudder car.

by Canaduck May 4, 2004

economical buzz

An inexpensive way to get mildly intoxicated. Start with a cheap plastic bottle of booze, or a case of cheap light beer; then go slow.

I had a coupon for a free fountain drink, then I poured in a little cheap vodka to get an economical buzz.

We rushed a 30-pack from the pharmacy to the fridge. All of us got an economical buzz that evening watching the game on TV.

by yes juanito yes November 27, 2014