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Middle eastern steamwell

It’s the thing where two jacked middle eastern midgets strap you down and poop on your chest while you’re being water boarded while. Swag.
Yo bro, that girl I picked up last night was such a freak she let me do a middle eastern steamwell
by Loose seal January 27, 2021
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Eastern Seaboard

When you're having anal sex with several sailors at once When in port on the Atlantic coast while facing the rising sun over the ocean, finishing with a mouth-flooding of seamen so overwhelming that you can't catch your breath for several seconds. Also known as (AKA) "water canoodling"
The Eastern Seaboard is an aggressive, but fun way for wogs to pass the time in port.
by B. Just B. August 6, 2025
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Middle eastern mess

the entire country of the middle Mediterraneans redistricted by Hitler in the 40s under different names.
'nobody cares about that middle eastern mess'

Like Beyonce said 'get out of here with that illuminati mess'
by anonymous August 10, 2025
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Eastern Oregon

Eastern Oregon is where the majority of Oregon’s land lies. It contains Morrow, Umatilla, Union, Wallowa, Baker, Grant, Harney, and Malheur counties. Those eight counties are the true Eastern Oregon. Some people consider Central Oregon part of it which includes Hood River, Wasco, Sherman, Gilliam, Wheeler, Jefferson, Crook, Deschutes, Klamath, and Lake counties which aren’t necessarily Eastern Oregon.
Pendleton Man: I’m from Eastern Oregon.

Portland Man: Where? Hood River? The Dalles? Bend? Redmond? Klamath Falls? Lakeview?

Pendleton Man: I'm sick of people assuming I'm from there. I'm from Pendleton, not one of those Central Oregon towns.
by AntiCircumcisionMan September 28, 2025
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Eastern European Tech Tree

A “CE TT” is what you get when someone looks at Latvia, Estonia, Lithuania, Poland, Serbia, Croatia, Slovenia, Kosovo, Montenegro, Bosnia, Albania, North Macedonia, Bulgaria, Slovakia, Czech Republic and Ukraine… and decides “yeah, let’s throw ALL that into one pot, surely everyone will be happy!”

It’s basically Pokémon but with nations: gotta catch ‘em all, even if your 5 line tech tree inventory is full. All because it comes with “diverse playstyles,” both redfor and bluefor gear, a Navy that magically becomes “big” once you merge 15 small nations (Including land locked ones) Calling it a “Polish TT” of course doesn't fit, because it contains 15 differenat fucking nations , because apparently Poland alone would just be a copy and paste of USSR (because adding even more nations with USSR derived equipment will surely help).

The idea doesn’t work because it tries to merge far too many countries, each with their own distinct and often unrelated vehicle lineups. Instead of creating a focused, coherent progression, it ends up combining dozens of unique designs, doctrines, and equipment into a single tree that becomes overcrowded and inconsistent. With so many nations involved, the result isn’t unified or practical — it’s simply too much content condensed into one place, making it structurally messy and difficult to balance.
Gaijin should add a Eastern European Tech Tree- Person who isn't educated enough
Eastern Europe Tech Tree is the better solution- Person who isn't educated enough
by ThePolishThunder December 9, 2025
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Middle Eastern politics

A political situation/conflict, that is so long and complex, that it's impossible to know who's the bad guy.
Man, the world is so complicated now! It's all Middle Eastern politics!
by Sepia_ May 14, 2024
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Eastern Grip

When masturbating with your off hand, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. This grip is usually foreign to most hence the eastern grip
I wasn’t able to get off last night until I tried eastern grip. It felt so foreign that I splurged almost immediately.
by Richardcranium March 14, 2024
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