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douchebaggery

"What'd you do last night?"
"Oh you know, the usual douchebaggery."
"Kanye?"
by I'm Ron Burgundy? March 15, 2010
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Uber Douchebagery

The bastard child of the coupling of (The Super Douche) - "Jeresy shorians" and the (Double Douche) - any one that lives in Newport Beach, is over 60 and idolizes the musical stylings of Jimmy Hopper.
Uber Douchebagery: My God Watson! What is going on in that bar? I believe is called a black hole, Holmes, I am only kidding I know it's called Uber Douchbagery.
by Brock the situation April 11, 2010
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Douchebaguette

A French woman who acts like a douchebag.
I'm trying to get a coffee, and this douchebaguette in front of me won't shut up about how you can't get an acceptable croissant anywhere in the US.
by L'Awesome November 16, 2010
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douchebaggery

The art of douchebaggery could be defined as this:
POSTING A DEFINITION OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND IN REALLY HORRIBLE SPELLING, AND GRAMMAR. THERE ARE ABOUT 300,000 DEFINITIONS EXPLAINING WHY Jenny HAPPENS TO BE THE GREATEST CHICK IN THE WORLD.

STOP THE DOUCHEBAGGERY I SAY! GRACIAS A TODAS.
by Not Zane September 4, 2004
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DoucheBaller

The origins of doucheBaller as a word came about in a bar conversation in Redondo Beach, Ca in 2019 about TRUMP.

"He's got his own plane, Trumps a baller. Yeah, but he's kind of a douche." It went back and forth until the drunk word emerged. Beers aside, we all know a few doucheballers. Its not a jealouse thing, its just a thing.

A total douche, that is also kind-of-a-baller... or thinks he or she is a baller, but is actually a total douche! It helps to dress the part!

Lets face it, "all lives well lived have doucheballer moments." Its not all negative. Be the best doucheball you can be! Doucheballer can be asprational as well!

Some that are more baller than douche.
Yeah, he's got some money, but he's a total doucheballer.
by Doucheballer September 21, 2020
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Douchebagen

-"German for 'Douche bag"
It is the most intense version of 'douche bag' thus can only be used by its creators and those familiar with them.(ie: If Jimmmy is in the back seat of a car can't hear conversation in the front seat so Bia turns the radio up)
"hey, what'd you guys say?" ::radio goes up::
"you're a douchebagen" (:
-"hey, can you guys hear me?...fuck you guys!"
haha, Melissa, and Bridget,
you know I love you guys
by Jimmmy & Bia April 1, 2008
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Douchebaggery

The act of committing the violation of being a douche bag and/or seeming like a douche bag.
"You have committed a 3rd offense of douchebaggery."

"Here comes some douchebaggery from the n00b section."

"I do not appreciate your douchebaggery good sir."
by ProvenBus February 22, 2010
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