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douche bag

something used in the olden days to clean ones vagina
by disney August 12, 2007
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Refers to a person who wears the combination of Hunting Camo, has Chin Strap facial hair, and Drives a Pickup.
Did you see that arrogant hick wearing hunting camo...and he's not hunting. What a Douche Bag.
by River Rat Hater May 30, 2008
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People who think they are automatically cool for being on the Football team. Or drives a car in which the sound system cost more than the car itself.
The entire football team is here, they are douche bags.
by TRAVBO December 8, 2003
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a vulgar, derogetory term that people use to insult each other
by Homer Phobic November 11, 2002
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An individual who has an over inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.
Geoff, the Junior Project Manager in Training, had no clue that the rest of his coworkers thought he was a useless, bumbling, underperforming douche bag as evidenced by his pathetic swagger and his wannabe hipster facade.
by Max M. Ino January 20, 2005
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One who believes that he is superior to others in all things. One can usually be spotted by their half clad myspace pictures with spray-on tans and sideways hats.
"Hey Tyler"

"Yeah"

"You remember that guy that we went to high school with. Y'know, the one that was a complete douchebag."

"Oh yeah, that guy was such a douche! All he ever did was complain about his fuckin' douchey life. What was his name again? Brandon Richards?"

"Richardson, actually."

"Whatever. He's still a douche face douche bag doucher."

"Well said, good Sir."
by Silent I3ob April 26, 2009
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1:A person who thinks their better than others

2:A person who thinks their cool but not

3:People who are always saying your wrong and say their right but being stubborn

4: Someone who laughs at you and makes fun of you if having a personal problem

5: A person who puts you down

6: Someone who never listen to what you say

7: Cleans a female vagina
"heh heh.. you have a F on your test, I have a better grade than you haha.. failure"

"your such a douche bag.."
by UniversalAnswer May 12, 2009
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