Divorce Puppy

A dog that’s used to bribe children not to feel bad about their parents not loving each other anymore

“Dude, just heard about your parents affair, guess it’s over?”

“You know it bro, it’s divorce puppy time”

by Kayla1767 October 8, 2020

Divorce Broke

When you've been through a divorce and you're so broken you're almost poor.

I would love to buy that washer and dryer set for $200, but I'm literally Divorce Broke.

by Scottydntno December 16, 2020

Divity

Depth of anything

What is the divity of ditch

by Himanshu20130227012 January 3, 2021

Divorce Chicken

When a partner keeps threatening divorce in a marriage. They don’t think the divorce will actually ever happen, and are using the threat of divorce as a form of control.

He played divorce chicken and lost.

by Oceansea March 30, 2021

divorced dad

quackity.

“hey! have you seen a divorced dad recently?”
quackity: 🧍

by h3atwaves_ April 19, 2021

ditotorium

The state of being in which someone is being a fucking moron

P1: “that guys behind a fucking moron”
P2: Yeah, he’s in a state of ditotorium”

by Keatren1 February 10, 2022

dinotube.com

A website with really cool videos of dinosaurs.

Look at this video of a t rex!
dinotube.com/watch/video/343sddy5y/

by SandHanitizer April 21, 2022