dipshit

The God given act of packing a fat chaw while taking an explosive shit. When spitting you must lift up the shaft off your meter long king kong dong, and spit inbetween your clappers and the toilet seat.

Hey ill brb i gotta go take a dipshit, i hope i dont spit on my ballsack!

by Weedledick6968 August 3, 2017

dipshit

name for someone who is a stupid asshole or they are just cocky jerks who thnk they know everything.

person1:"can you hand me a pen please"
dipshit:"who me?"
person1:"no the fucking wall...yes you dipshit"

student1:"whats 525/89?"
student2:"you are soo stupid, thats easy!"
student1:"look dipshit i didnt ask you and no one gives a shit if you can do math"

by ooklynnbray allsmay March 8, 2011

diskit

Diskit is h4xor jargon for putting something onto an external disk e.g. a CD, floppy or USB Key

It's a nobbit, I'll have to diskit

by Gausie January 31, 2005

dipstick test

When you check a girls P.H. balance by inserting 2 fingers into her pussy (knuckle deep) and pulling them out to see if there are little pussy boogers or if it is nice, clean, and un-clotted. Ultimately you are checking for signs of other guys cum.

Dude, after performing the dipstick test, I told that bitch to go wash her crusty hole.

by JohnsonSwellz June 17, 2016

Rusty Dipstick

the act of intercourse in the vagina with shit on the cock right after anal sex

Ryan: Yo Billy...what's the worst thing you ever done to a girl sexually?
Billy: A gave Melanie the rusty dipstick

by Verdikt Prank Calls March 10, 2009

Put the puzzle together dipshit

A more dickish way to say "no shit"

Not the brightest person: Who did you vote for in the 2008 presidential election?
Me: Sure as hell not McCain
Not the brightest person: So you voted for Obama?
Me: Put the puzzle together dipshit

by Jizzy Jan April 10, 2010

Dipshit

Those who post definitions here in all lowercase and internet shorthand and have absolutely no idea what they're talking about.

dupshits r ppl who r stuped

by The Almighty Rai-Rai December 2, 2003