DILF

Dad I would like to (sleep with)
simple as this.
Hot daddy=yum

See that tall handsome tan guy with the stroller! He is a total DILF!

by Lady-Confusa April 14, 2009

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DILF

Dog I'd Like to Fuck

Can be any breed (Shepherd, Terrier, Husky, etc.)

Person #1: That Chihuahua is a DILF.
Person #2: You sick bastard.

by {W@R} April 16, 2006

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DILF

Acronym for Dog I'd Like to Fuck

There was a dog in the park what I wanted to fuck so bad. It was a real DILF.

by Edee October 30, 2006

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DILF

Shortened phrase for "disc-golf" Commonly used among pro-dilfers and rec-dilfers alike.

I like dilf. Dilfing is fun.

by Pro-Dilfer June 14, 2016

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Dressing like a DILF or Dad I Would Like to Fuck. The typical DILF Steeze attire usually includes, a long sleeve dress shirt with two to four buttons undone; a blazer or suit jacket over top of the dress shirt (optional); a pair of dark jeans, usually Rock & Republic or True Religion; loafer style dress shoes, usually black or brown; and occasionally a younger mans hair du that went out of style ten years ago. The DILF Steeze can usually be spotted at sporting events or business-casual functions.

Look at this big shooter rocking the DILF Steeze.

by BIG Shooter January 30, 2014

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