DILDO

The females pleasures!!

A female sticks her dildo in her pussy or ass and get's her pleasure!! Basiclly getting off!

by Bob Beck January 2, 2008

Dildo

Phallic crack pipe usually made of glass

Get your dildo and we'll smoke this crack.

by lwekjr July 6, 2008

Dildoed

When one gets beaten the shit out of, with a large purple, rubber dong, made out of Daniel's package.

Mike Ock just dildoed me in Call of Duty 4!!

or

Daniel just dildoed the shit out of that nigger! In fact, he niggered the shit out of that dildo.

by JewDoo My COCK December 9, 2008

Dildo

Used as A way for fuckboys to calm themselves down mostly used and made by horny 12 year old who want some fuck

I'm feeling horny can I borrow your dildo

by Someone who is not in trpd March 29, 2017

Dildo

A thing women use to pleasure them selfs

The women used her dildo last night

by Cum love dildo November 12, 2019

Dildo

A dildo is a fake dick that is usually rubber but can also be glass ect. Used for female or male mastrubation or can be used during sex.

Hey I just got a new dildo it feels so good in my pussy

by Princess55XO February 26, 2018

Dildo

1. An object shaped like an erect penis used for sexual stimulation. It's usually used by women to penetrate themselves or others. However, men can use them too.

2. A ridiculous or stupid person. An idiotic human being. A true waste o' space.

1. Girl: Hey, I'm in the mood. Could you grab my dildo, Hun?

Other girl: Sure!

2. Dude: Wow, he's such a dildo.

Bro: Yeah, bro.

by Violets are Orange July 14, 2018