dildo

a boyfriend that will never lose his erection,is always in the mood, larger than all my previous boyfriends, and doesn't talk- who can ask for more- the only downfall is he doesn't earn an income and can't take out the trash

I recommend the tantric blue twist dildo for 34.95

by dupesisking December 28, 2005

dildohead

An interolably obnoxious ignoramus with no shame about the situation

That dildohead absolutely disgusts me.

by Bleh November 23, 2002

Lesbian Anal Dildo

A dildo used for female-to-female anal sex by lesbians.

Dude, I was watching this porno and these two chicks were fucking each other with a lesbian anal dildo!

by Wangface May 3, 2003

Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man

A man who live in galesburg Illinois, he likes dildos and dirty dancing, preferably with dildos. Hes one of the funnier people in Galesburg.

Man i saw Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man the other day, man hes funny.

by QDooog September 11, 2006

dildo studded dildo

A dildo studded with yet more dildos. Oftentimes used to describe how painful, bad or rough a situation is.

That final exam was rougher than getting raped with a dildo studded dildo.

by Rhiever June 27, 2009

Dildoid

A new invention that is an Android phone that can be used for cell phone use, texting use and most importantly Dildo use. It's water and sperm proof so you can get your jollies in or out of water.

Guy #1 "Hey have you tried the Dildoid?" Guy#2 "Ya the reception is bad but the Dildo works fine!"

by DeadNode July 6, 2011

Dildometrist

N. A professional who creates and designs prescription dildos for a specific person.

I am going to make an order with the dildometrist.

by &*& August 3, 2016