dickshift

When you pretend your dick is the stick in a car and make vroom vroom noises

I dickshifted myself into second gear last night and I had to use the windshield wipers

by EnderShadow10 January 1, 2023

Dickshake

To shake dicks instead of hands.

"Almost every hand that you ever shook has had a dick in it. Try a dickshake. Shake dicks instead of hands!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 4, 2023

dickshoneri

not how you spell dictionary

hai, ai em iusing di urbun dickshoneri

by the urban lionary July 25, 2023

dickshoneri

not how you spell dictionary

hai, ai em iusing di oorben dickshoneri

by the urban lionary July 25, 2023

dickenshein

When something doesn’t go your way

(Holy Dickenshein)

Oh dickenshein, he shot me !!

by anonymous October 11, 2023

Dickshitter

A fellow of the (usual) male sex that is beyond nasty. This person is pukish, inside and out. He will never put on deodorant; hardly ever shower, and when he does he will take a shit in the shower and press it down the drain like a play-doh spaghetti maker. He will show off his shit stains and act like a clingy dick to everybody. Do NOT let this person have a crush on you, he’s into some creepy ass shit.

“You know that one guy that has borderline stalkish behavior, jerks the hotdog in the bathroom, and smells like a bedridden old man that has been sitting in his own feces for weeks? Yeah him, he’s a total Dickshitter.”

by Theboneman November 1, 2023

Dickshart Shame Smellington the turd

Another name for Richard James Ellington the third. He’s very good at procrastinating and somehow (cheated) pulled off a four in AP seminar. Richard is really good at predicting the future (because he’s an alien) ((looks the same too)) Richard smells like cheese and likes to cheese me. He is super gay and loves scissoring with Duane. Amen.

Are you Dickshart Shame Smellington the turds girlfriend?
No, his heart is taken by Duane Jauns. 😔
Damn.

by anonymous December 8, 2023