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shampoo drunk

When you become drunk off only a couple of drinks the morning after a gnarly night on the town.
How is duty so drunk off only a couple peach schnapps? Oh dude she got righteous last night she's just shampoo drunk. Oh that's chill
by germanrodriguez22 July 26, 2014
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osmosis drunk

The act of feeling intoxicated whilst completely sober due to being surrounded by other intoxicated people.
"You're stumbling a lot. How much did you drink?"
"I didn't. I'm just osmosis drunk right now."
by bassslides February 11, 2014
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Lucy-drunk

A state of high-level drunkness which leads to the following:

- Loss of memory
- Head injuries
- Ruined clothing
- Needing to be carried to bed
- Making out with lots of strangers and handing your number out to anyone

This level of drunk is extremely dangerous and should only be attempted with extreme caution.
"Oh hey, you out tonight?"

"Yeah, gonna get sooooo drunk!"

"Ooohh yeah?! How drunk?"

"Lucy-drunk!"

"Oh wow, be careful!"
by SpeakTheTruth123 March 16, 2014
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Conspiracy Drunk

When you're so drunk that you start talking about conspiracy theories.
Damn CC was so drunk last night that he started talking about how the moon landing was staged. He was conspiracy drunk.
by GoltHlenny May 17, 2019
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money drunk

A phrase describing folks who are so full of themselves due to their financial privilege that the distortion causes severe lapses in judgment.
My ultra-wealthy friend down in Texas has become progressively ultra-stupid; he became the poster boy for money drunk when he bought himself one of them exotic animal ranches!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 12, 2020
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hit that like a drunk driver

how quick you would have sex with a really hot chick
damn she's hot
i'd hit that like a drunk driver
by cheaptrickrick December 7, 2009
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Drunk on Life

When you are completely oblivious to anything occurring while you are walking, running, or just plain moving as you create mayhem for other people without realizing it because you think the whole world revolves around you and you don't have to be careful for anything.
Stephanie the typical teenage girl was drunk on life when she walked over an old lady and walked into oncoming traffic as she was texting creating a huge accident.
by akararules July 9, 2010
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