ask derrick

derrick is a claw hammer, whose decision is usually final. when faced with a decision, derrick always obliges a suitable answer. derrick can decide if a vehicle part is suitable for resale, if a window should be open, or if the office calculator needs replacing.

is that switch fucked?
i dont know, let me ask derrick.
(swift firm downward smashing action to the switch)
yep, its fucked!

boss, can we have a new calculator?
no.
but derrick decided we need a new one?

by george was a goldfish May 12, 2013

The Derrick

A massive mammal of human like shape and build. It appears to know English.

The Derrick struck the woolly mammoth in the side and it fell with tremendous force.

by Milton Burroughs March 28, 2016

flirtation device

A person you flirt with just for fun; keeps you "afloat" in the dating world.

Oh it's not a serious relationship. He's just a flirtation device.

by LNHL December 19, 2016

zootation device

A marijuana cigarette

"Time for a zootation device"
*Pulls out a zoot *

by Flowermam210 September 27, 2017

Vaper Device

How the elderly refer to vapes.

“Hello young man..can I try your vaper device?”

“My Juul?” “Sure.”
“Oh my sunny, there’s quite a pUnCh of nicotine in this do-dad gadget!”

by Kaianna February 8, 2019

clipping device

anything you use to take videos of someone

“Look Tyler is about to dunk on him”
“Wait let me pull out the clipping device”

by digbickdee January 22, 2020

Leondre Devries

Leondre Is Hot

Isnt that Leondre devries? Yes he is Hot!

by Niels123<3akamaja April 6, 2021