When a guy is receiving a hand job (usually a Light Bulb HJ) and he cums within roughly two seconds.
Man, I'm a Jewish girl named Steph, and I gave that guy a Light Bulb HJ last night, and he was definitely a Two Second Dave
by Luke R April 14, 2008
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me and my friend: davekat is canon davekat is canon dAVEKAT IS CANO-
my other friends: god fuck not again
my other friends: god fuck not again
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Dave a strong but awesome person. Dave a loving person for his family he will protect his family he will never cheet on his wife and is an awesome frien.
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Get the Dave mug.Absolutle cutest fictitious boy in the world by far. A character in the Georgia Nicolson series by Louise Rennison, Dave the Laugh is a witty lad with an edgy sense of humor.
by WestCoastLisa January 26, 2006
Get the Dave the Laugh mug.One of the current three guitarists in British Heavy Metal band Iron Maiden.
High up in the Iron Maiden hirearchy, he's second only Steve Harris himself, due to the fact that he's stuck with Maiden more or less all the way (1976 - Present), with the exception of a short period they were left without him thanks to a rift between himself and former vocalist Dennis Wilcock. During the time he spent away, he joined up with Adrian Smith (now also one of the Maiden guitarists) and his band Urchin.
He's the one who looks a bit like Cupid, and could melt the ears of even the hardest of Metal fans with one of his solos.
High up in the Iron Maiden hirearchy, he's second only Steve Harris himself, due to the fact that he's stuck with Maiden more or less all the way (1976 - Present), with the exception of a short period they were left without him thanks to a rift between himself and former vocalist Dennis Wilcock. During the time he spent away, he joined up with Adrian Smith (now also one of the Maiden guitarists) and his band Urchin.
He's the one who looks a bit like Cupid, and could melt the ears of even the hardest of Metal fans with one of his solos.
by NabeshinsWig January 13, 2006
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"Hey Joe do you want to come to the Pub tonight?"
"No thanks mate, I'd rather stay at home in my underpants playing Medal of Honour with my virtual friends.."
"Don't be such a loser, you are such a Digital Dave."
"No thanks mate, I'd rather stay at home in my underpants playing Medal of Honour with my virtual friends.."
"Don't be such a loser, you are such a Digital Dave."
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