sim date

an online dating game that proves you need a real relationship.

bob- have you played the new "sim date" game?
anne- omg. you seriously need a real girlfriend

by mypseudonymisasecret November 8, 2009

Courtesy date

A charitable second date one offers just because they slept with the other person on the first date; used to block feelings of 'being used,' not to be followed up by future dates.

Person A: I don't really like her, but I definitely slept with her the first time we went out. Do you think she'll feel used if I don't ask her out again?

Person B: Don't worry about it! Just take her on a quick courtesy date. All it takes it one chai and you've got a free pass out.

Person A: Awesome.

by vaginafingers March 29, 2010

ipod date

The act of two people sharing what is on their iPod.

Me and Julie iPod dated last night. I decided not to stay with her when I found out she had some Miley Cyrus on her iPod.

by BenderRobot June 9, 2010

fun date

a date with no long term commitments.
two people who have fun together who wanna hang out who maybe like each other but don't want the pressure.

Disclaimer: make sure both parties are on the same page!!

Is this a fun date or a real date?

Sam: Do you wanna go on a date with me?
Madison: I'll go on a fun date!

by Bettie's Barn May 26, 2018

callum dales

a fat smelly nonce who plays apex and licks zane truemans boxers while he sleeps

callum dales is a smelly nonce

by a w1se man February 1, 2021

On a date, kinda nervous

A phrase that started out funny but evolved into a phase white girls use every time they spend time with another person whether it be their significant other or even themselves.

*posting on Snapchat while spending time with another individual* “On a date, kinda nervous” Can also be said like: “on a date, not nervous at all”

by Meme Lorde July 8, 2018

a date with Pam and her five friends

masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
tug-o-war with the Cyclops
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

"Jimmy couldn't find a real date, so instead had a date with Pam and her five friends."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003