Dabney

Someone who is happy on the outside but broken on the inside.

They’re a dabney, dude. Don’t mess with them.

by Susän Boyle December 24, 2017

Dane

Dane is usually a boy with beautiful blue or hazel eyes. He also has bronze colored hair. He is an amazing person but is very shy around people he doesnt know. He is usually around his group of friends. He likes Lauren and blushes when her name is mentioned. He is very athletic and loves to make funny whistling sounds with his friends to see if they can do it. He is a VERY cute guy with a funny personality and everybody loves him. EVERYBODY LOVES HIM!!!

Dane is so shy.
HE IS?!?!?!

by Anonymous55678939 January 16, 2018

Dane Cooked

When a phrase, song, object, or just thing in general gets so overused that its not funny and/or cool anymore. Although it seems wicked sweet at first you soon realize everyone else who you have tagged as douche bags are saying the same things as you except poorly. Dane cook is a great comedian, i dont need the fat chick in the grade yelling his jokes in my face at lunch when im just trying to eat my god damn chicken patty.

1) -Yo man are you going to watch Summer Heights High later?

-Nah bro that shit got dane cooked.

by Bob (rull talk) Suarez February 12, 2009

Dane-Cooking

The act of using someone else's joke as your own, and making the previously funny joke, not funny.

Man1: Guess what?
Man2: What?
Man1: CHICKEN BUTT

Man2:Guess what?
Man3:What?
Man2:CHICKEN BUTT
Man1:What the fuck? Stop Dane-Cooking me.

by RYANNOSAURUSREX August 6, 2010

Dane Cook

Standup comedian famous for his wild stage antics and the creation of the hand gesture known as Su-Fi. He has performed many venues including television specials and night clubs. He is also a member of the "Tourgasm" comedy group and recently released a comedy CD.

Dane Cook is so funny I wet myself.

by Hanover Booty Contest July 1, 2005

Daneah

Daneah has a great personality, But can be mean to those she doesn't like. Ccommonly known for Liking Bananas . Calm under pressure until it comes to People who mess with her

Daneah is hilarious!

by Jpsgames May 7, 2018

Dane Cook

Dane Cook is a joke. The most stupidest, unfunny "comedian" to ever walk the Earth. A moron who makes the lamest "jokes" ever heard in comedy. An unoriginal mainstream comedian that steals jokes from ORIGINAL underground comedians, but sadly cheeses these jokes up by changing them a bit, thus taking the funnyness out of them. A disgrace to the word comedian. He's about as funny as a toddler obsessing about fart.

Did I mention he's Catholic?.. Since when the fuck are comedians Religious????

Idiot Cook Fan: LOL! Dane Cook is da maed da funn ees !
Person with an IQ of 10: Do you own a gun?

by not found [Error 404] May 16, 2007