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q.e.d.

abbreviation for Latin- "Quam Effusio Deleo," or 'How one annhialates enthusiasm, excitement, interest.' when someone uses this term in any form, understand they are trying to put you to sleep and violate you while you drowse, and probably take your wallet, regardless of how smart they sound, that drone you're hearing is only a substitute for the hypnotist's watch.
Professor Blumpkin finished his thesis with "and so you can clearly understand what I have demonstrated. It is simple, Q.E.D. The next thing I knew someone from the back row of the lecture hall was yelling, "Yo, Jimmy, look out" I roused myself to see Blumpkin removing his hand from my crotchal area. "What?" He protested, "I had just dropped my laser pointer, is all."
by Clevelend Steamer, PHD May 10, 2008
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E.D.S.

E.D.S.- The euphoric state that a party reaches when all of the males in attendance are having a great time and end up gyrating in a manner so their genitalia rotate. Basically, Everybody Dick Swinging!
by rudebro August 13, 2010
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M.E.D.Z.A.R.P.T.H.

An incurable STD that is like a blue waffle times 1000 that causes your genitalia to turn black, seep, farm boils, and eventually fall off. It lives troglos underpants and is both airborne and fatal.
I know may people who have died of M.E.D.Z.A.R.P.T.H.
by vv.12.12.c| December 7, 2011
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P.I.E.D.

Porn-Induced Erectile Dysfunction.
I found out about porn addiction and its consequences like P.I.E.D. on this subreddit called NoFap
by nunitss August 31, 2020
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D.R.E.A.M

A HOE SOMETIMES PERFER D.R.E.A.M OVA C.R.E.A.M
by CItY GIRl _89 June 5, 2009
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D.O.E.

Dead On Ejaculation. When the guy hasn't cum in 2-3 weeks and has built up such an enormous load, that when the bitch giving him head tries to swallow his load, she chokes on it and dies. Thus she is dead on ejaculation.
My load was so big that the bitch was D.O.E., so I got the fuck out of there before someone could find her.
by Snake Eyes October 30, 2006
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W.E.D.

whatever demonstrandum

Spoof of the all-present "Q.E.D." for "quod erat demonstrandum". Meaning roughly the same ("what was demonstrated") but with a heavy note of resignation or indifference.
A: You're so stupid you couldn't find the door.
B: That's it. I'm leaving. ...Where is that damn door again?
A: W.E.D. *rolls eyes*
by noinfo November 12, 2010
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