porn customer

what a porn star calls someone who watches their porn

"Hey guys guess what?! I got my first porn customer yesterday!"

by yourfreakingmom April 12, 2016

Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance

"You can stroll a store's aisles till Doomsday and never spot da item you want, but then, just as soon as you interrupt a staffperson to ask for help in locating said desirable, THAT'S when you will notice your sought-after item right off!"

While stocking up on food at a Super Walmart, I was looking for larger packages of Armour Vienna sausage so that I could save a few cents per can, but although I had thoroughly searched the surrounding areas on the shelves, I still hadn't found anything bigger than the small six-packs, so I finally asked a nearby employee if there were any of the larger packages in stock, possibly in the back room. Well, just as we were both walking back to the area of the aisle where I'd been looking, THAT'S when I finally spied the 12-packs that were sitting on the very top shelf! Guess that was a classic case of Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance... ah, well, again, the 12-packs were indeed sitting very high up, so at least that was a plausible excuse for my not having seen them before, especially since the store usually doesn't even expect its customers to notice stuff that's placed 'way up there, anyway; that "lofty" location is merely where they store extra merchandise for replenishing the lower-down shelves when the stock there starts to run low.

by QuacksO May 14, 2019

custom ink

The god of all brands in Montgomery Texas

Custom ink is my god, custom ink!!!!

by Juanisjustmad2q May 28, 2018

customized favor boxes

This detail offers the amazing customized look and feels to the entire event. Heart, oval, square or rectangular die cut boxes with strips and garnish hues add energy and detail to the social event. Such Boxes fill in as a keepsake of your appreciation. Guests get a signal of your gratefulness that their presence was regarded.

customized favor boxes
This detail offers the amazing customized look and feels to the entire event. Heart, oval, square or rectangular die cut boxes with strips and garish hues add energy and detail to the social event. Such Boxes fill in as a keepsake of your appreciation. Guests get a signal of your gratefulness that their presence was regarded.

by printcosmo May 2, 2018

Custom Chuck

The true definition of a gentleman and Hussler. Always dressed to impress he had a strong moral compass that guides his money making moves. A lover at heart his wife is his best friend and spoiled.

I want to be like Custom Chuck when I grow up.

by Chi773tmc January 29, 2020

custom gay

custom gay is when you accessorize your own pride outfit for Pride!!

gay #1: omg look at him/her/them they’re so custom gay!

by gay girl <33 January 30, 2020

The Customers

A mediocre garage surf band made up of high school kids in south jersey that sounds a little too much like the growlers. Chances are if you go to one of their gigs you arent going for the music.

Yo are you going to the customers tonight?
Yeah man how much are they selling cigs for?

by sunnysideup56 February 3, 2020