cuban teabag

The act of dunking a prolapsed sexual organ into someone’s throat.

“Hey Phillip? Veronica gave me a Cuban teabag last night, I totally came!”

“Wow Jason, you’re one fucked up son of a bitch.”

“Fuck you Phillip, you are such a virgin!”

by Teevmeister July 12, 2022

Cuban Kaeya

The most handsome alpha ever. Has a lot of alphas and is very loyal. Very hot and dominant while also a bit controlling. Extremely hot and has pheromones that smell like heaven. Very popular. Dominant while also very submissive. Hybrid.

I-i-is that cuban kaeya?
Of course no one could mistake someone to hot and submissive like Cuban Kaeya!!

by Gay rando! April 25, 2022

cuban election

An election where there is only one candidate.

Nicolae Ceaușescu won the Romanian Election in 1966 in a Cuban Election.

by Computermichael September 14, 2013

Cuban Fury

A heterosexual act of coitus wherein upon climax the male partner extinguishes a cigar on the female's left butt-cheek.

Dude, I had a wild time last night. She let me use Cuban Fury!

by Elroy P. Honkey October 4, 2023

Cuban handshake

When you walk up to a guy, say hi pappi, rub their back, and grab their crotch all without saying hello.

She just gave him a Cuban handshake

by ToiTroubleLove November 6, 2023

Cuban Dessert

A Cuban Dessert is where you fill one's anus with Tostito's Chunky Salsa and scoop out a meal from their spicy orifice.

I wish I could give Breanna a Cuban Dessert!

by A Bludgeoned Fetus March 23, 2016

The Cuban Throw

A specific way of giving away a huge lead and losing a guaranteed victory in the game "League of Legends". The Cuban Throw occurs, when the winning team dies intentionally in the enemy base, while holding a massive lead against them and progressively start to lose the lead and eventually lose the whole match.

"Ok guys, let's go fool around in their base!"
"Oh no, we all died, hehehe, sure looks like a Cuban Throw!"

"Oh F**k yeah, the enemy did the Cuban Throw, it's winnable!"

by Megeatle December 8, 2021