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Criminal

A single father who wants to see his kids
He was just a loving, caring criminal
by Raymur May 9, 2023
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Criminally thicc

When someone is so thicc that it should be a crime
She’s criminally thicc... no way an ass like that is allowed
by JyCobb May 6, 2021
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Total Criminalization

An idea created (after finding out that God never wanted us to be the same) by an unknown individual to bring all of us into one big happy club and follow the doctrine of Portion Controlled Servings, where if someone committed a crime (made easier by newly-invented laws created by legislators for the Governments of the World), they would find themselves within the same group as the President, industrialists, clerical big shots, and anyone who happened to subconsciously commit a crime.

Total Criminalization was based on the principle that if everyone became a crook, they would all be uniform to a certain extent in the overseeing eyes of The Law. Basically: if everyone commits a crime, then they're all equal.
"TOTAL CRIMINALIZATION was the greatest idea of its time and was vastly popular, except with those people who didn't want to be crooks or outlaws. So, of course, they had to be tricked into it, which is one of the reasons why music was eventually made illegal."
by Nakris-2 October 22, 2023
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criminal

the pokemon oshawott from the video games pokemon black/white for the nintendo ds
the three pokemon starters I can choose from are tepig, criminal, and snivy!
by slicethemic January 19, 2024
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Criminal negligence

Clothing that criminals wear to bed
Spongebob: mr krabs what's criminal negligence?

Mr krabs: (gasps) it's what criminals wear to bed, don't worry about that !
by Mimijojo March 24, 2021
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Criminal Yapper

A person that is identified as a criminal and tries to claim innocence, would likely try to talk about how they were not guilty.
"Bro i swear to god i didn't steal that guy's underwear"
"Stfu Criminal Yapper"
by ToastHampter December 20, 2023
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criminately!

An exclamation made in the south to express a feeling of exacerbation. See also Jiminy Cricket!
Did you hear about ol Joe Bob down the road? He got his peter stuck in bee hive! Criminately!
by Rosa Cockatoo May 31, 2021
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