A cow is a carnivorous animals and are hostile. They will kill you and attack you. When it's heart stops the 3 stomachs pump acid in to the heart making it explode and create a 10 foot crater in the ground. Everyone within 20 feet will die.
Your walking through the dark woods and then you get hit. You look behind you and see a Cow. You stab the cow and start skinning it because you haven't eaten in days. Then you hear a hiss.
by EpicSheepMan August 10, 2016
Get the Cowmug. by ERROR_NAN July 28, 2010
Get the Cow Surfingmug. by Bob Tate August 31, 2017
Get the Cow Ghostmug. Jon: Those crisps are stinkin', Ya wee cow!
Sam: Shut it, ya wee cow!
Albert: FUCK SAKE WOMAN, GET IT YA WEE COW
Sam: Shut it, ya wee cow!
Albert: FUCK SAKE WOMAN, GET IT YA WEE COW
by SevenFourTwo March 16, 2011
Get the Wee Cowmug. "Dude, E just got dumped by his gf."
"Who was his gf?"
"Her" *points to chick across the room*
"Dude, he got cow tipped."
"Who was his gf?"
"Her" *points to chick across the room*
"Dude, he got cow tipped."
by Psas May 21, 2009
Get the Cow Tippedmug. Actually translates to mga susi baka in filipino (several sussy bakas), rather than susi baka (if translated word for word that is). However google translate is bad and only works for keys cow rather than key cow
Random guy who does a little trolling: translate keys cow to filipino lolll
Filipino: that isn't funny because actually you're saying there's several sussy bakas and this is private chat so you are key cow too
Filipino: that isn't funny because actually you're saying there's several sussy bakas and this is private chat so you are key cow too
by Lance0 September 3, 2021
Get the keys cowmug. COWS- Center Of the World Syndrome
Someone who suffers from this believes they are the center of the world, that everything revolves around them. They truly believe that everyone actually gives a damn about every little thing that happens in their lives. These people also suffer from a tendency to post EVERYTHING on facebook, literally EVERYTHING.......
NOBODY CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone who suffers from this believes they are the center of the world, that everything revolves around them. They truly believe that everyone actually gives a damn about every little thing that happens in their lives. These people also suffer from a tendency to post EVERYTHING on facebook, literally EVERYTHING.......
NOBODY CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The entire cast of Jersey Shore & the Kardashians suffer from COW syndrome
Facebook statuses may consist of:
"I just cut my finger!"
"I miss my babe!"
"My babe just cooked dinner for me!"
"omg I just got these beautiful flowers!"
"Just took a shit"
"Had so much fun this weekend with my babe! We went to this club, then to dinner, then a magical fairy ride, then we got home and had a magical fairy dessert!, then we took a both!, then we cuddled in bed! then we went to bed staring into each other's eyes!"
"omg I'm so happy! i couldn't be happier! Life is wonderful!"
"let's talk about me"-COW Syndrome
Facebook statuses may consist of:
"I just cut my finger!"
"I miss my babe!"
"My babe just cooked dinner for me!"
"omg I just got these beautiful flowers!"
"Just took a shit"
"Had so much fun this weekend with my babe! We went to this club, then to dinner, then a magical fairy ride, then we got home and had a magical fairy dessert!, then we took a both!, then we cuddled in bed! then we went to bed staring into each other's eyes!"
"omg I'm so happy! i couldn't be happier! Life is wonderful!"
"let's talk about me"-COW Syndrome
by WEDONTGIVEASHIT December 2, 2010
Get the COW Syndromemug.