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Nathan Cornwell

Someone who is excessively procrastinative, untalented, and incompetent.
by BTCHN October 13, 2022
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The Cornball Effect

The cornball effect is when you go out of your way to call someone corny or any alternative, and it automatically makes you cornier than what you think is corny or cringe. You are in the cornball effect if you do this.
"bro doesn't know the cornball effect lol"
"this lil kid just called me corny, little does he know he just entered the cornball effect, probably for the rest of his life"
by LameAssMF July 19, 2025
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the king of cornball

That which demonstrates the ultimate in cornballness; extreme sillyness, so insane that it often lacks true humor.

Can also describe the maximum level of sensitivity often found in one who is totally crippled by love.
Jesse is ''the king of cornball" he does cartwheels in walmart, karate chops strange little girls and randomly falls to illicit a reaction to impress his love.

Jesse is "the king of cornball" he would longingly gaze at her picture for hours before having found enough courage months later to tell her how he felt.
by huneebr's August 23, 2011
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john thomas cornwell

a very sexy man, who is loving and caring. the most funniest guy you will ever meet and the most hard working. hes one to settle down and start a family with.
by brownie_chels November 29, 2021
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All My Heroes Are Cornballs

the craziest, most experimental, extravagant, psychedelic, unique, sexiest, amazing, rawest, nihilistic, liberalist, most bat-shit insane mess of a hip-hop album to ever bless your ears
peggyphan420: "yo man have you heard of All My Heroes Are Cornballs?"
homosexualman69: "yea dawg, that shit changed my life."
by peggysshittykeyboard September 16, 2023
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Schrodinger's Cornball

A person who makes corny jokes and decides whether it was ironic or not based on the reactions of the people around them
Person 1: "Guys I'm gonna be BIG CHUNGUS for halloween"

Person 2: "bro you're so corny"

Person 1: "I was being ironic"

Person 3: "Schrodinger's cornball amirite?"
by escuato. October 8, 2025
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