pwn on a cob 

1. The nutritious delicious foodstuff consumed almost primarily by geeks, allowing said geek to gain supreme pwnage powers - not for the n00b hearted. (Also prevents constipation).

2. Serious pwnage delivered swiftly witout mercy to several n00bs at any one time.

hey fellow quester, I just had some uber pwn on a cob.

all those n00bs just got some uber pwn on a cob by that lv38 mage.

pwn on a cob by not something geeky April 23, 2007

SLOB ON MY KNOB LIKE CORN ON THE COB 

Put your tongue on my dick like corn on a cob, bitch!

that bitch would slob on my knob like corn on the cob every time we did the dirty

SLOB ON MY KNOB LIKE CORN ON THE COB by yvette sandoval January 9, 2008

corn cob knob slob 

slobbing the knob across the length of the shaft as if eating corn on the cob

"Did you hear that Luke's mom corn cob knob slobbed Matt last night?!"

corn cob knob slob by B218son May 2, 2010

Life on the Cob

Living in the rural corn lands (Pennsylvania, Illinois, Kansas, etc.)

New Yorker: Wow, I love it here in rural Pennsylvania! I feel like I’m fending for my life!

Pennsylvanian: Well, that’s the way it is here. Life on the cob isn’t easy.

Life on the Cob by toucansandfish March 18, 2023

Titties on a Cob

When you line up a row of bare-breasted girls - and proceed to lick (and/or nibble) their breasts as you go proceed from left to right (or right to left).

Toppings such as butter, salt - or breast milk - are optional.

It helps if the girls are all relatively the same height.

At the frat party, we dared the girls to line up and take off their tops - so we could all have some titties on a cob.

A 6-3 girl is useless when doing titties on a cob - unless she's got some saggy-ass tits.

Titties on a Cob by Vocab Jack October 11, 2009

Buttering the Corn Cob

Male; to masturbate. See also Shining the Torpedo.

If I don't get any action on my date, I'll be buttering the corn cob later tonight.

Buttering the Corn Cob by McFatty May 6, 2005

slob on my nob like the corn on the cob 

blowjob simple as that.

girl gives head

slob on my nob like the corn on the cob by jamuie December 15, 2003