clustercation

"Clustercation" is a PG-ified version of the familar expression "cluster fucK," reportedly coined by U.S. Marines during the Vietnam War to refer to a situation gone wildly awry. Patterned semi-faithfully after the original compound word-set (i.e., "CLUSTER" and "FUCK"), "clustercation" is a variant compound formed from "CLUSTER" and the terminal 2-syllable fragment from the less ambitiously connotative, but more socially accepted "forniCATION." With its extra syllable, hard "k" alliteration, and distinct meter, "clustercation" may also provide a useful alternative in diverse discourse scenarios where "cluster fuck" would be permissible, but "clustercation" may yield more aesthetic appeal. Care should be taken to avoid overuse, to minimize being viewed as a magniloquent bore.

The fantastically inebriated Halloween celebrant cross-dressed as a female traffic cop instantly caused a raucously cacophonic clustercation when he ran out into the busy rush-hour intersection wildly swatting at the swarm of hornets he hallucinated all about his head and shoulders.

by texlex61 April 20, 2011

clusterfuck

everyday working conditions in a retail location where management has no fucking clue what day of the week it is; least of all what's going on with their own business.

"Today was a complete clusterfuck because he was more concerned with spiking the ball than being at work. It was so bad I had to get crunk!"

by a$$wipe July 20, 2006

Clusterfuck

Best Buy on Black Friday.

I went to Best Buy to score some hot deals on Black Friday, but sadly I found myself in nothing less than a clusterfuck.

by Dongo April 10, 2006

clusterfuck

many people fucking up or simply fucking at the same time

What a clusterfuck

by MUVVA February 13, 2004

clusterfuck

chaotic moment involving chaotic people that leads to more chaos. mayhem. a massive mess of anything.

Getting on public transportation during rush hour in any major city and getting caught up in major "clusterfuck" of people.

by kabuki-mono September 11, 2009

clusterfuck

A Crapload of one or many things...can also be a milk chocolatey candy bar filled with nougat and fuck...

Sorry im late there was a huge clusterfuck at the DMV

Holy Trousers!!! They have new Peanut butter clusterfucks!!

by Bagy_45 November 9, 2006

clusterfuck

A clusterfuck can happen in real life, but mostly, the term is used to describe an online situation in which a singular person is attacked by a group of hostile individuals, and flamed till brown & crisp. Generally, this event occurs on forums, in chatrooms & on Usenet; basically, anywhere people congregate online, to discuss various topics. Potential victims of a clusterfuck include (but are certainly not limited to):

* A clueless noob
* A troll that has outworn it's welcome
* Anybody with ideas & opinions that contrast greatly with those held by the majority of the other chatters/posters.
* Individuals who demonstrate really bad spelling and/or grammar.
* The only white/black/hispanic/etc.. in an all white/black/hispanic/etc.. forum, chatroom, or newsgroup that holds racist views.
* A Homosexual amongst heterosexuals, and vice-versa.
* A man/woman amongst radical feminists/misogynists.
* Post whores.
* People who are just generally annoying & bothersome.
* Anarchists.
* Emo kids.
* Bible thumpers.
* Felons.
* Pedophiles.
* Anybody who supports PETA.
* The mentally ill.
* Fat people.
* Trailer trash.
* People who just smell "different".
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Similar terms: gang rape, swarm, group effort, target practice.

When Jill called the moderator a "son of a bitch", she was clusterfucked by nearly half of the members of RPG4Losers.com.

Dave was clusterfucked in the Nazi chatroom, after confessing his love for other men.

Nancy has PTSD, thanks to a massive clusterfuck, administered by a group of vicious masculists.

by I am no one January 2, 2009