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close your fuck mouth 

A response to a hate comment, came up with by shitty car wash company who has awful grammar
Person #1 - Hey your shit is so shitty!!!

Person #2 - close your fuck mouth
close your fuck mouth by BK137 January 31, 2022

Close only counts in grenades 

A saying that pisses me off. It comes from the fact that you don’t need to directly hit something with a grenade to blow it up. If this saying is true then light blue is a completely different color, not just a shade.
1. I was so close to getting an A!
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.

Close your legs arguments

Typically misogynistic arguments used to push the onus on the one in question to deny them rights . Used to commonly conflate responsibility with rights provided serving as a red herring .
You shouldn't appeal to close your legs arguments such as telling a man to get a vasectomy or practice abstinence if he doesnt want to pay child support as if the right to decline child support has any bearing on whether he's responsible or not .

close adult superfission

What is recommended for children using a toy atomic-reactor kit.
Now dat scientific-experiment kits using radioactive materials are banned from being manufactured or sold, there's no longer any need for close adult superfission.
close adult superfission by QuacksO September 13, 2022
Tipo…um zoom, tipo…a cara tipo de alguma…de…de uma personagem ou tipo…de alguma coisa, né?
Por acaso está ahah os close-ups ou la como essa merda se chama ahah
Close-up by Realwildcat May 28, 2023

Close Sweep

When a team get swept in a series but each game was a close game. Coined by Chris Broussard on First Things First.
“The Nets did swept by the Celtics, but it was a close sweep” - Chris Broussard