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Cinematic Defecit Disorder

Cinematic Defecit Disorder, commonly known as CDD, is a unfortunate disease that continues to plague moviegoers each and every single day. It lobotomizes their tastes in film, to the point where they're beyond redemption. Please stop CDD :(
Person #1: Collateral was a kickass movie. Tom Cruise gave the performance of his career.
Person #2: Collateral sucked, it was boring. Go see Anacondas instead.
Person #1: -_-
by VGerX2001 September 3, 2004
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chinimal

hair on a person's chin; more commonly known as a goatee, but with a negative connotation
That's exactly what it was! That guy's got a chinimal!
by It'sPat October 27, 2011
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Cinemautistic

Being able to recall movie lines instantly that are related to the conversation at hand.
One who is able to recall movie lines appropriate to to any conversation.
In a random conversation about sushi and soft shell crab, my friend was able to recall a scene from Dr. Doolittle with the same subject. She is such a cinemautistic.
by spybox August 19, 2013
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Cinema Strategy

An extreme tactical act whereby the male leads the female into the back corner of the cinema and initiates some touching he swiftly transitions and pokes around in her pocket
Mike: Ay, how that scrawny nerd timmy end up with michelle
Yoda: Cinema strategy used he did
by garygl1tter January 14, 2017
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cinia

Man... what a beautiful cinia.. (says in German)
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cinia

"Man, what a beautiful cinia" (say it in German)
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cinema jacket

A jacket used to sneak outside food into the cinema. These type of jackets are usually big and puffy and have numerous (deep) pockets to conceal any food stuff.

Anything with (deep) pockets will do just as good.
The cinema jacket should not be stuffed directly outside the cinema.

Sadly the cinema jacket is good for the cold/wet days.
Cargo pants/shorts, work just as good but have limited pockets.
Don't overload the pockets and make sure the food is concealed before entering the cinema
Don't make a habit of wearing a stuffed cinema jacket, they'll get suspicious and you could be banned
person 1: "Let's go see a movie!"
person 2: "Yep. Got your cinema jacket?"
person 1: "Right here" *opens jacket pockets to reveal bags of lollies from the supermarket*
by Dog-lover22 May 9, 2020
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