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choose between the devil and the deep blue sea

(verb): to choose between two or more options, none of which suit your immediate purposes or whose none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you.
mother: Daniel I found yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. either you go to night class, finish high school and then make something out of yourself or you can get trade school job and move the hell out of my house. Your choice; the ball is now in your court

Daniel; Oh well. whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.
by Sexydimma May 19, 2012
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CHOOSE A CAR

Code for masturbating.

When you try to beat your personal best, you spend the day choosing a car.
Boy: Back in a sec.
Girl: Where are you going?
Boy: I'm just gonna choose a car.
by Doctor Woo-Hoo August 26, 2016
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Chounese

adj. An ethnically Chinese person who has no interest or personality separate from the ruling Communist Party of China.

Chounese are typified by having:

the arrogance to speak on behalf of all Chinese people.
the temerity to call anyone who criticizes the CCP racist.
no ability to use, or understand individualist thinking.
terminal levels of cognitive dissonance.

Chounese range from ordinary citizens who honestly believe what they say, Wumao deliberately spreading false propaganda and second-generation foreign nationals who have never been to China but thinks Communism sounds cool.
Dude, if you call it the Chinese coronavirus right now, you're gonna get swarmed by Chounese.
by Winnie the Xit hole March 27, 2020
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The chosen one

The chosen one is someone who will bring balance to the force
Qui-gon jinn:I believe anakin is the chosen one I will train him

Master windu:Anakin is to old to be trained
by General obi wan kenobi May 18, 2022
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Quelque Chose

Quelque Chose: Whatever, or Who Cares
Nick: Hey Emily, How are you doing today?

Emily: You know, Quelque Chose!!!!!!!

James: Last Night was So QuelK.

Elisabeth aka Box car Betty: God I hated that Movie What did you think Brigit?

Brigit La Boomba: Quelque Chose!!!
by Bad-ass Posse March 11, 2010
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I choose you pikachu!

Expression used by Ash when choosing to use his favorite pokemon, pikachu, in a battle.

Although usually one addresses the pokemon first, this phrase has been adapted in modern culture.
by dominatrixxx April 28, 2011
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chosey

picky, stubborn, all up in that, particular, the act of being overly decisive
It ain't matter, I ain't chosey.
by Matt Skopek September 30, 2007
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