children of the corn

1. A horror movie about children that come from corn kernels that kill people.
2. The Amish.

1. Let's go watch Children of the Corn Urban Harvest!
2. These people are not right...they're like...children of the corn or something!

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008

children of bodom

Children of Bodom are a black/power metal band hailing from the lovely country of Finland. Like many other good European Metal bands, they suffer from a fanbase that consists of a bunch of elitist smacktards that spend the majority of their time on internet forums disrespecting metal bands that have melodic tendencies. As good as Children of Bodom are, their fanbase is about as retarded as a heaving orgy of Slipknot, Tool, and Trivium fans sweatily licking the hair grease off Max Cavelera's dreadlocks.

"(Insert popular melodic thrash/metal band here) is a bunch of whiney emo-kids."

"No, that's a Children Of Bodom-ism, and you are an elitist prick. You should take a listen to Hawthorne Heights if you want whiney emo-kids."

by Eekz the Kat. November 8, 2006

childfree for now

A sub-group of the Child-Free group that have actively chosen to wait to have children, until they are mentally, emotionally, financially stable and/or have found their purpose within society that is not exclusive to pro-creating and does not mock, make fun, taunt or demean the original Child-Free communities' lifestyle choice to never have, desire, or partake in any child-related interests.

And not to be confused with a fence-sitters that aren't 100% Child-free or Child-free for now or someone that is childless, CFFNer's have made a choice to wait to have children until their lives have improved or found themselves, they have not tried to concieve of any offspring during this time.

"I'm childfree for now because I'm waiting to pay off my bills then go to college."

by Spirited_Muse May 11, 2008

liquid children

sperm ....spunk.....cum....jizz......
white wee wee.... fathers milk ..etc etc ...

fuck me youve shot ya liquid children all over my tits you filthy cunt.....

by his master.... November 25, 2004

spilt my children

for males : to have an orgasm.

1. "She was giving me this great handjob.... and i spilt my children right there on the couch."
2. "I cant believe I spilt my children so quickly. It was quite embarrassing."

by Godless A.F. May 5, 2004

childrens hospital

A place where kids go when they're sick.

Mum, I have a pole through my chest. Could you please drive me to the childrens hospital

by chris January 4, 2005

Making Knuckle children

To masturbate or to jack off.

Danny is in the bathroom making Knuckle children

by RubioRocket013 October 4, 2006