Putting hot sauce in a condom after use in sex to ensure the sperm is killed and cannot be used for insemination. Particularly useful in a hookup scenario.
by Virginbyn8r April 5, 2022
Get the Certified Drake Classicmug. A certified good guy is a male paramour that you don’t have sex with, but still allow him to eat your kitty because you know he’ll give it 100% into everything his does. He’s a good guy. He puts your needs in front of his own.
by Goldie Fawn August 15, 2018
Get the Certified Good guymug. by IloveChristina1234 March 16, 2022
Get the Certified Sus Boymug. by OgMudDawg December 18, 2017
Get the certified ass eatermug. Certified Classic Moments share the moments in life we look back to and we hold nostalgia for although being recent it can also be used to describe a collage of photos or any random moment in life out of boredom
Jake: bruh last night was a certified classic moment
Jym: yes it was a certified classic moment Stacy made a collage of all our certified Classic Moments
Jym: yes it was a certified classic moment Stacy made a collage of all our certified Classic Moments
by FrenglishMan101 August 26, 2022
Get the Certified Classic Momentmug. clan leader: we are up against the Certified Public Assassins today, so make sure to cover each other.
clan member: why are we going against them again my ass still hurts from the last time?
clan member: why are we going against them again my ass still hurts from the last time?
by Ann Marrie December 17, 2008
Get the Certified Public Assassinsmug. The act of having sexual intercourse vaginally, anally, and orally with a woman. May take some time to accomplish, as anally isn't always easy to pull off.
I "Three Hole Certified" my buddy's sister at his wedding. (No shit, I really did it).
Did you "Three Hole Certify" that slut you brought home from the bar?
Did you "Three Hole Certify" that slut you brought home from the bar?
by ProOnThaSnow January 21, 2009
Get the Three Hole Certifymug.