celeste

celeste; the most sexiest, best mommy milf magnet and fattest assed white chick with one of the worlds largest jiggly badonka donks (double h cups ong no cap)

shes so intelligent her intelligence will give u a orgasm in under a millisecond

she also has eleven toes n’ each toe r extremely smelly and cheesy especially in between her toes, its a natural aphrodisiac that even top tier scientists cant figure out

celeste goes by the pronouns se/xy

celeste also has the loudest fart in the world reaching up to 180 dB while that being her “quiet” fart,,, lord have mercy for those who hear her loud one 😱😱😱😱

celeste is a certified esports gamer with her main game being roblox; phantom forces with about 1K|69D|420A|

not only that celeste is a extremely famous tik toker with about 69M followers and has accumulated 1738M views 😱😱😍🖤 XDDDD RAWR UWU NUZZLES >_<

celeste is the hottest person alive

celeste is so good at gaming!

did you see celeste’s new tik tok?

by esmoshy August 31, 2021

Celso

Loves to work out, and forces his friends to record him working out. If you follow him on social media, prepare thyself for workout videos. Likes chicken nuggets. Probably Mexican. VERY boujee, goes to fancy Ross stores. Has a very trying job, and copes with his stress by drinking away his sorrows. He's aight.

Person #1: Yo where were you last night?
Person #2: I pulled a Celso. Would you like to see?
Person #1: .... no.

by akia295 January 23, 2018

Celestiality

Any ethereal cause for otherwise inexplicable coincidence, not thought to necessarily be a god or fate, but rather explained as a purposeful movement of the cosmos. Used as a way of holding onto one's spirituality to explain certain events while still taking a scientific view of the universe.

Friend 1: "I met Rose at a grocery store that I never, ever shop at. I'm not a religious man, but sometimes it feels like too much of a coincidence."

Friend 2: "Sometimes the world just works like that, man. Certain things match up so well, it feels like a celestiality."

by AiboHikari July 28, 2012

celestial navigator

Christ Bob is the celestial navigator created when two Virgo high school sweethearts a year apart in age consummated a Heavener marriage on the exact date of MAY 13,1962 and 9 months and one day later their miracle is birthed on st Valentines day February 14, 1963. One day late and 29 dollars short of a KING's ransom. Destined to become the Scapegoat for all mankind. A JFK replacement I delivered nine months before his assassination. A man whose first act was timed naturally unrehearsed and unedited at 11:11. and uploaded on January 12, 2022. intitled "Robert Service's poems United Ordinary Man and the Rolling Stone." The celestial navigator can circle the globe in seconds on google earth and talk with folks all over the globe in their own language but cannot put enough gas in his truck to go back to work in the real world. This digital matrix is a wonderous thing but for the lack of currency that can be readily transferred into petro fuel. Everyone has a voice in the digital matrix but only in the bubble of their individual platforms. Time for self doxing in hopes the rumble vid that is monetized will find many listeners. I am Harpo Mason @ Quora, Bud McKinney @ Bookface, Christ-Bob @ replay poker, Spirit-master @ Locals, Bud McKinney @ youtube, Bud McKinney @ SoundCloud, and Leprechaun @ the rumble. :sdʇʇɥ//rumble.com/vsji5l-robert-services-poems-united-ordinary-man-and-the-rolling-stone..HTML editor is your code name

Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.

LORD BUD: "Bob Christ is pure of heart, help give the celestial navigator a new start" In Jesus's name, I give you this duty. lend some network assistance to me. Open others' awareness so that they may stumble to the video we have at the rumble.

by Spiritual-Master February 1, 2022

Aborted fetus cells

What Karen thinks is in the coronavirus virus vaccine

Me: are you vaccinated

Karen: no, I would never. They put aborted fetus cells in the vaccine. The virus is caused by 5G anyways
Me: ok karen

by mrguy122345 April 11, 2021

Celeste

amazingly beautiful, one from heaven, angel-like. One That is truly amazing, Is Extremly beautiful and hot, has a kind heart, one who is known to bite alot, is often to be known as a very smart person and is a gift from god

These girls typically make amazing girlfriends and any guy would be lucky to have a Celeste.

guy one: howd you and celeste go last night, guy two: we got it on, guy one: is she good, guy two: man shes amazing

by iapd May 18, 2011

Celeste

A sexy girl with an hour glass shape. She usually has big pink lips and brown hair with blue eyes. Shes very nice so don't be afraid to talk to her. Shes smart but shes not a geek. She dresses nice and looks good in anything! She loves sports and the perfect girl any guy would want!!

Damn did you see Celeste today?

Yeah she was so SEXY today!
Are you kidding? Shes always sexy. Cause shes a Celeste.

by Coolgurl12 May 13, 2011