ceiling eyes

Perez Hilton's nickname for Audrina Patridge of "The Hills" fame. Probably because in most pictures it looks like she's looking up at something

"Us Weekly is planning on putting the feud between Beef Curtains (Lauren Conrad) and Ceiling Eyes on their new cover."

by Heather (Ya Know) January 18, 2009

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Cotton Ceiling

Term used by transwomen to lament the fact that no one on earth wants to have sex with them.

"So Fluffy, now that you're a 'woman,' I presume you're finally getting some action from lesbians?"
"Damnit no Frank--I've hit the cotton ceiling--hell, not even my right hand wants anything to do with me anymore."

by NonpedoSargon December 18, 2021

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Glass Ceiling

A wrestling term, symbolizing the barricade keeping the perrenial upper-mid carders from main events. Usually used in the sense of backstage politics in wrestling, with one wrestler being accused of holding another down (as in: below the glass ceiling)

Above the glass ceiling: Triple H
Below the glass ceiling: Chris Jericho

by CM Oreo April 4, 2004

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Ceiridwen

Mythical witch derived from Welsh, usually the hottest damn witch that ever existed that can make you fall to your knees with one look.

"One look of the beauty Ceiridwen and he was whipped!"

by geoff de geoff futton March 1, 2010

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Ceilopty

The study the ceilings.

Tom: Hey Ryan, what are you up to?

Ryan: Headed to class. It's my first day of college.

Tom: Oh really? What are you studying?

Ryan: Ceilopty.

Tom: AWESOME!!

by Weaponstache February 23, 2011

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