canatonically

Canatonically. Can-nuh-ton-nick-lee
By birthright. How you were born.

Not to be confused with catatonically.

I am canatonically unlucky. I always have been, since I was born, simply because I exist, unlucky.

by Bumblebee360 July 23, 2023

Cantonese Bomb

A bomb which when you speak Cantonese in Mr Tang's lesson, you get one and deducts one tick 💀

Student A: 早上好我很喜欢吃冰淇凌
Student B: OOOOO YOU GET CANTONESE BOMB
Mr Tang: ok
Student A: :( why me again

by random person (racist) November 3, 2023

canuter valve

To test ones knowledge of auto mechanics

Excuse me Mr. Auto mechanic the canuter valve is a little off

by NayNay McGregor January 30, 2024

cantopenis

A deformity of the male genitalia in which it exhibits the characteristics (shape and texture) of a cantaloupe.

I heard Mike has a cantopenis.

Mikes cantopenis looks like a small balloon made of sandpaper.

by cantopenis March 2, 2024

cantoelutheric

idk nigga

you are so cantoelutheric

by anonymous March 25, 2024

Cantonese Waterslide

A Cantonese Waterslide is a sex move, where you have sex with a Cantonese transvestite while she is dressed as Meg from Family Guy, just before climax, flip her onto her back and pee in sync with her. Then ejaculate onto the flow of piss, causing the semen to flow down her back like a water slide.

"Hey why were you so late to the party"

"I was giving my girl a Cantonese Waterslide while listening to Nettspend, It was awesome!"

by Mrgleema12 November 28, 2024

canute

evil, knee-deep butthole rape

“i got a c- on my test, im going to canute the science teacher.”

by sillysilly07 February 6, 2025