Canute

A name often used in Jamaica to describe a male smooth-talker who ends up being a gigalo, a player because he has a nice smile and gorgeous body. He dates 10 women at one time and then lies to them all. A loser, a pathetic name for a man who takes from women and isn't worth a damn in bed!

Girl 1: Who is that fine stud?
Girl 2: Oh, that's Canute. He's a loser.

by runnergal February 2, 2010

king canute

A turd so big it turns back the tide when you flush the toilet.

I'd give it ten minutes if I were you, I've just dropped a King Canute in the bog.

by Fahrenheit666 October 28, 2009

canuter valve

To test ones knowledge of auto mechanics

Excuse me Mr. Auto mechanic the canuter valve is a little off

by NayNay McGregor January 30, 2024

canute

evil, knee-deep butthole rape

“i got a c- on my test, im going to canute the science teacher.”

by sillysilly07 February 6, 2025