canned tuna

when a girl wears leather pants the smell from her vagina stays trapped inside until the pants come off.

Wow she has been wearing those leather pants all day, her vagina must smell like canned tuna

by Peter Mariano January 16, 2008

throat cancer

when a female gives bad fellatio

James: Man, don't mess with Tiffanie!
Jacob: Why not??
James: She got throat cancer!!!!

by Konnevil October 5, 2007

cancer farts

When a fart smells like the back side of Shreks foreskin

I had cancer farts at thanksgiving dinner

by Elgurgas Beef Stroganoff November 1, 2017

as serious as cancer

something extremely serious, like cancer

Brittany: Hey! I just crashed my car into a ditch!
Joe: Are you serious??
Brittany: As serious as cancer!

by B Fox January 15, 2008

cancer list

A list of people that you would have sex with if your spouse died (of cancer or some other cause). It has to be someone you actually know and have a realistic chance with, not celebrities. This is for people who'd never cheat on their spouse but still fantasize.

"That hot secretary is definitely #1 on my cancer list!"

by BigBootyBitchhhh November 3, 2011

canker blossom

An STD infested slut, a thief of love and innocence.

That canker blossom gave me the scratchies.

by SubmitNow January 4, 2012

Canned Laughter

The worst invention since the A-Bomb.

Used by almost all American comedies which if you listen closely enough you can hear the winding of the laughter going round and round.

If you hear canned laughter dont expect to laugh.

Expect to be forced to laugh.

Then again the British are just as bad.

by Biafra J July 30, 2004