by Iloveturtlesjustbecause August 14, 2016
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Jim: "Man remember that girl I met in the trailer park last week?"
Steve: "Yeah man... Brandi was her name right?"
Jim: "Yeah man... She taught me about the Canal..."
Steve "Dude...."
Steve: "Yeah man... Brandi was her name right?"
Jim: "Yeah man... She taught me about the Canal..."
Steve "Dude...."
by Mindless TV June 6, 2018
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Get the Birth Canal Pals mug.While bending over and tying his shoe in the prison yard, little Ricky's cream canal was filled by Maurice.
by QueenB85 February 3, 2017
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When two homeless men find a Florida canal. First homeless man gets on all fours pointing his butt at the canal, the other straddles him in the same direction and poops down the first homeless man crack. The turd flows down and hits the water. The water is then used to make Walmart cake.
“Dude, if I’m going to your birthday I’m not having that Florida Canal Cake.”
“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party”
“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party”
by 29072201 July 8, 2018
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Disgruntled high-school student: BLAST IT ALL --- here I signed up for this class 'cuz I'd assumed we were gonna take a fun-filled field-trip to see an "ol' factory canal", but instead we just got stuck in a regular boring classroom and studied an insipid textbook about the human smelling-system!
by QuacksO April 15, 2019
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