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Cat Clause By Proxy

Similar to the Cat Clause but the cat isn't physically on you.

For example the cat is sleeping next to you, and moving or getting up would disturb it.
"Sorry I can't get up, my cat is sleeping next to me and if I move it will stop being cute and return to being a menace"

"I can't get out of my room, my cat is sleeping in front of the door and I seem to be in a Cat Clause By Proxy"
by Guulagg October 6, 2024
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proxy virus

A proxy virus is a virus that does not let you view a site. This virus can only be obtained by watching porn.
proxy virus: httpProxy.createServer(function (req, res, proxy) {

proxy.proxyRequest(req, res, {

host: 'secure.target.host',

port: 443,

https: true

});
}).listen(8000);
by Ibbs June 4, 2014
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Proxy Sell

Proxy Selling is basically where, given the circumstances let's say you have a friend that has a big business enterprise online and you have a rolex that you're trying to sell , You have received some offers but unfortunately these offers aren't high enough or don't stick? You now let your friend "PROXY SELL" your rolex, Proxy Sellers usually demand a certain cut or something in exchange if the product they have "proxy sold" sucess fully.
Hey noah can you proxy sell my fortnite account? kinda in the need of some money for this upcoming party!
by noah2.5 March 22, 2022
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celebration by proxy

Something one does to treat themselves, due to a celebration going on for someone they are close with.
“It’s my roommate’s birthday tomorrow, so I’m having a cheat day as my celebration by proxy.”
by DiSCO_on_UD July 9, 2023
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rizz by proxy

Needing help from your friends because you can’t flirt so you use their rizz by having them tell you what to say
“Yeah I had to help Sam text Cate so he used my rizz by proxy
by okkkkk27377473 March 11, 2024
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