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Vehicular Munchausen's by proxy

When you are sharing your vehicle with someone and it get damaged in someway (door ding, curb check, scratch, totaled) and you blame it on the person you share with, only to find out later that it was your own fault.
Dick: Great, now my wheel is all chewed up because you curb checked. And I know it was you because it wasn't like that last week, and I certainly didn't do that.
Jane: I haven't used the car in the last two weeks, Dick. I've been in the hospital, Dick.
Dick: Yeah, likely story
*LATER*
Dick: Huh, well, I guess I did that when I drove home drunk and ran over that stop sign.
Jane: Yeah, Dick, we call that vehicular Munchausen's by proxy. No one hurt your fucking BMW but you, Dick.
by lil nugget 360 December 6, 2012
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celebration by proxy

Something one does to treat themselves, due to a celebration going on for someone they are close with.
“It’s my roommate’s birthday tomorrow, so I’m having a cheat day as my celebration by proxy.”
by DiSCO_on_UD July 9, 2023
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proxy virus

A proxy virus is a virus that does not let you view a site. This virus can only be obtained by watching porn.
proxy virus: httpProxy.createServer(function (req, res, proxy) {

proxy.proxyRequest(req, res, {

host: 'secure.target.host',

port: 443,

https: true

});
}).listen(8000);
by Ibbs June 4, 2014
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Chunkhausen Syndrome by Proxy

When a PdM tech in the plant purposely misdiagnoses machine failures in the plant to garner attention and advancement within the company thus justifying their position as well as overtime. The downside is capital being wasted as well as extra unneeded work for the other maintenance employees who could be assigned to more value added work orders.
Denver diagnosed that the #1 I.D. Fan had a inner race defect. Management decided to shut the plant down and change the whole fan out. After losing six hours of planned production downtime the new fan had more vibration than the original. Another Chunkhausen Syndrome by Proxy moment!
by Wbr549 May 8, 2019
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Proxy d Spammer

He is extremely kind and always compassionate. Puts others first before himself, but still manages to have a thoughtful opinion and holds true to his beliefs. The best boyfriend a girl could ever ask for. Beautiful eyes, great body, FANTASTIC hair, impeccably dressed. Extremely intelligent. Knows so much about the world and the people around him. He's attracted to enemies and foes..

Could talk to him for hours about nothing. Very mature for his age. He knows what he wants and how to get it. Someone you will always want to have by your side-- your life will change once you meet him.
Im so in love with Proxy.
#proxydspammer #proxydcarder #proxydloader #proxydplug
Proxy d Spammer IamProxy
by IamProxy February 5, 2020
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Proxy Argument

Having an argument through a messenger.
So Sarah could say something to Steve than Steve says that to Iron Man than Iron Man gives a response to Steve, who then relays that to Sarah. Repeat to infinity.
After Iron Man killed Steve's dog, they got in a proxy argument through Sarah.
by TheLastLinguist June 4, 2024
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crystal proxy

Crystal Proxy is a Growtopia cheat that will actually make you enjoy playing Growtopia. It's well suited for hosters and other illegal players who want an advantage without risking their account.
thank allah i got crystal proxy not some other overpriced cockproxy smh, .gg/crproxy
by crproxy January 5, 2023
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