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Burger Talk 

Conversation usually held between North American travelers in foreign country that revolves around the food they are craving for. Burgers are a favorite topic, and discussion about the temperature of the meat and the way the burger should be garnished are enjoyed and encouraged.
-If you don't stop burger talking right now, I'm going to poop myself.

-I think it's time for a burger talk.
Burger Talk by tolbor August 6, 2009
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Burger and a BJ 

Burger and a BJ are the conditions that must be met in order for a male to agree to accompany a lady friend on a date to see a chick flick.

A male should never take a woman to see a girly movie unless she agrees to buy you a burger and give you a blow job in the same night. Said Burger and BJ MUST take place in the same evening as the movie. NO RAIN CHECKS!!!
Lady Friend: "Will you go see the new Twilight movie with me please?"

Male: "Aw man, I don't want to see that gay ass chick flick"

Lady Friend: "I'll hook you up with a Burger and a BJ"

Male: "Your terms are acceptable. It's a date"
Burger and a BJ by R. Stizzle November 22, 2011
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have fun flipping burgers 

Said seriously or jokingly on forums when someone is doing poorly in school and notifies others of it, even for slight failures that will obviously not have a big impact on their education, such as a 3.9 GPA.
"I just got an 80 on an AP physics test..."

"Lmfao have fun flipping burgers."

grease burger 

The turd that is left behind in the toilet when someone forgets to flush the toilet after dropping a deuce. It is usually several minutes or hours before it is discovered and typically not pleasant to look at.
John: Did you hear about what happened to Leavitt?

Jason: No!

John: Teresa left him and took everything. All she left was a grease burger in the toilet!

OR

Trey: Hey! Whoever left this grease burger in the toilet needs to come flush it.
grease burger by baller207 July 21, 2009

Burgeoning Salmon 

When the lonely fisherman lays himself supine in the river amongst the migrating fishes and allows the grizzlies to paddle his canoe.
Whilst searching for the False Celery in the mountains, the pupil found Nirvana performing the Burgeoning Salmon for a group of Belgian tourists.
Burgeoning Salmon by boatbutter August 10, 2006

Dirty Burge 

University of Iowa residence hall harboring more sexually transmitted diseases than the Red Light District in Amsterdam.
Let's just go over to Dirty Burge.

burger beat

Slang for excessive chest hair sticking out of the top of a semi buttoned shirt.

British English derivative of the South Jersey term Hamburger Meat.
'Look at Will wandering about with his Burger Beat out, I wish he'd fasten that top button up!'
burger beat by CF Enterprises January 31, 2018