When a female uses you as a source of emotional support in between dicks, but doesn't want to be involved with your dick.
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When texting a girl goes really well but when you meet face to face it doesn't go as well
When texting a girl goes really well but when you meet face to face it doesn't go as well
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If it wasn't for Kyle being the designated buffer fluffer, none of the boys would've finished when the WIFI went down
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