No. 1 Chinese Super Buffet

Any Fort Collins restaurant causing intense stomach and intestinal distress brought on by over-eating and usually accompanied by hiccoughs, a long walk home, a loss of $12, and followed by diarrhea and vomiting.

It smells like No. 1 Chinese Super Buffet in the bathroom, I almost got the hiccoughs just being in there.

by W.vs.I November 29, 2009

buffer

A friend who is willing to come along with you when you're meeting someone who might be interested in dating you, but you're not sure if you're interested in dating them.

Dude, Crissy from accounting is going to be at the bar tonight. I think she likes me, but I'm not sure if I'm into her. Can go with me as my buffer in case she turns out to be a psycho?

by LeBain December 4, 2007

boffed

1. To have intercourse with a person as if by means of a boff.
2. To expel intestinal gas through the anus; break wind. Especially relevant when said expulsion is silent and particularly potent.

1. Kieran boffed Sarah all night long.
2. Steve boffed in the crowded lecture theatre.

by Kieranishere November 2, 2005

Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet

A slang term popular in southern New England, used to describe the act of cunnilingus on an 'unclean' woman. This phrase is especially used within the context of women who are 'dirty' in terms of hygiene simply by choice, and care little for rectifying this issue.

"Yeah, so our friend was in the hospital for 2 weeks. He had 3 different infectious diseases, all of which were previously undiscovered to science."

"Holy crap! What did he do?"

"He had a reservation at Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet."

"Oh damn."

by LoverOfThePoonani March 13, 2008

rattlesnake buffet

during the ejaculation of a man by way of oral sex, the prevention of a woman, man or other to pull ones head off the ejaculating penis by pushing their head down continuously from behind with the foot of a third party on the back of the head

No Bubba i don't mind going second, the rattlesnake buffet has really improved brake timing with my work commute.

by marcco "the darkness" gonzalez April 27, 2011

pittsburgh buffet

Typically served during a Steelers tailgate party. A loud mouthed drunken bbw women passed out in the bed of a Dodge Ram diesel p.u. truck is stripped nude. Loud mouth Male Steelers fans who would suck Ben Roethlisberger's cock for street cred, begin chanting here we go Steelers. Then her asshole is stuffed with kielbasa and sauerkraut, her pussy gets filled with pierogies, she is covered with shitty Primantis brothers Cole slaw and fries. Now a group of sweaty foul mouthed union steel workers perform a circle jerk and shoot their man gravy all over the local passed out yinzer mama. Then an old polish grandma that smells like shitty iron city beer yells chicken on the hill (thinking she's at a pirates game in 1978. Then the locals dine on the local bbw's nude delicatessen spread.

Hey Butch, that was a delicious Pittsburgh buffet yesterday at the Steelers game.

by Rooster7395 December 15, 2020

buffer guy

The man in the middle of an all-male three way. See "Lucky Pierre".

Guy 1: "Our buffer guy sure did take it like a champ last night."
Guy 2: "Indeed he did, sir."

by E-bone September 20, 2009