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Brunette Roulette

This is when you have a slutty friend that you know you and all your friends could easily have sex with or have probably already had sex with. You are trying to figure out which one truly has the most elite seamen. So you all ride her bareback, release your genetics inside of her, wait 9ish months, and now you know whos sperm is truly the fastest, strongest, and most agile.
Listen son, I think you're old enough now to find out about how you were brought into this world. Well...it all started with a little game called brunette roulette.
by electrickoolaid6 September 30, 2010
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bruce lee

The man who completely PWNED Chuck Norris.
"Did you see the way Bruce Lee completely PWNED Chuck Norris last night?"
"Yeah, Bruce was KING!"
by McVinster June 22, 2007
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brunette

Brunette's are known to be reliable, dependable, intelligent, and exotic. It's also been said that brunettes are more approachable since the color brown is prevalent across all cultures. Brunettes are more seductive and exotic than blondes, and they stand out. They're unique and individualistic, whereas with blondes, I've heard people say "all blondes look the same" or "barbie doll." Although it is just a hair color, brunettes in general are more beautiful and striking.
The most beautiful women in the world are brunettes - catherine zeta jones, angelina jolie, vanessa marcil, and aishwarya rai (former miss world)to name a few.
by ps October 19, 2004
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Bruce Cockburn

a brilliant modern folk rock singer, guitarist, and songwriter who hails from Canada. He has been awarded the honor of the Order of Canada for his insightful contributions to music. He's been in the business at least since the early 70s. He is a Christian and his faith is reflected in many of his songs, but he never shoves it down the listeners' throats. He has traveled all over the globe, and these travels have provided great inspiration for his songs. His hits include "Waiting for the Lions", "Listen for the Laugh", "The Coldest Night of the Year", "The Trouble With Normal", "(And They) Call It Democracy", "If a Tree Falls" and of course, "(If I Had A) Rocket Launcher", which is about the Guatemala civil war where the first person declares if he had a rocket launcher he would retaliate, would not hesitate, and "some son-of-a-bitch would die".
I saw Bruce Cockburn in concert in a club in Columbus, Ohio in early 1999. Me and some other fans met him in the parking lot and talked with him for a while. He was very nice, very cool, very polite and he would gladly autograph anything you had. He autographed my ticket stub. A real intelligent and cool dude.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 2, 2007
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Brunette

A person with brown hair which is a couple shades darker than a blonde and a few shades lighter than someone with black hair. It has nothing to do with intelligence, amount of fun or anything else. It's only a hair color that can be changed by dye, lemon juice or sun light... Sometimes bad koolaid.
"Well since I'm a blonde and supposedly 'Stupid' by social standards, I guess I should drip over that table and end up fighting that brunette over there because we look different. Or, I could be the only person here with a definition and not an opinion"
by Shauna July 5, 2004
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French Brine

Discharged douche mixture. The hallmark of a French Brine is the douche liquid is administered into the vagina then held. Rather than eliminating the douche into the toilet or shower drain, the douche nozzle is reinserted and the juice is siphoned back into the bottle.
Carla let me French Brine her last night.
by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017
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Father of the Brine

A three-day salt rub for a turkey
Bob Belcher uses the Father of the Brine for his Thanksgiving turkeys.
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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