Belt Brand

The red indent in a person's under stomach from wearing a belt that is too tight. Belt Branding is common in the fat person community.

"I sat on an airplane for 5 hours this morning and stood up to the worst case of belt brand ever. It is still raw this morning."

by RyVal February 14, 2010

The brand bandit!

The brand bandit is essentially the guy you takes your anal virginity in your sleep. Using his rush ability, he pounces on your ass from behind you, leaving you without the ability to walk for the next week!

Bake bliss - hey did you hear about that guy who took norbit melons anal virginity??

Messi Ferguson - wait are you talking about the brand bandit? He’s always using his rush ability!
Bake bliss - man that’s just the brand bandit!!

by Carrot pofter May 1, 2022

brand loyalty

Extent of the faithfulness of "consumers" to a particular "brand" {aka name} , expressed through their repeat "purchases" {aka sexual encounters}, irrespective of the marketing pressure generated by the competing brands {aka other names}

Simple terms: sleeping with mutliple people of the same name

Whatever... it isn't cheating, they have the same name- its brand loyalty!

by whiteoakgrl17 January 11, 2011

Brand Punishment

Punishing someone, usually a teenager, by depriving them of brand name items and buying generic or store brand items instead.

My Mom bought me 'Juicy Magic' instead of 'Juicy Juice' and 'chocolate cremes' instead of Oreo's because I have been such an ass to her. She is such a bitch with her brand punishment.

by MetalGuru April 5, 2009

brand journalist

An individual who explains and promotes a company's brand through their writing. This can include a blog, book, website, press releases, or internal communication. This person will explain the culture, vision and values of a company. They don't create these things but do share them through writing.

Trader Joe's has great brand journalist who write for the Fearless Flyer

by mark guadagnoli June 14, 2014

Petrus brand

Drug delarr

Guy- who is petrus brand

Her- local drug delarr

by Sexy beast JD December 29, 2019

Bro-brand

A tattoo on the lower back of a male.

First used by Artin Aghamalian

"Dude... that guy has a tramp stamp!" - Guy 1
"No, Dude. That is a bro-brand." - Artin

by SweetN8 July 30, 2014