Giving them the Boris

The act of avoiding social interaction with strangers on the street - particularly chuggers - by pretending you are from another country & don't speak English.

Chugger: "Hello mate!!! Have you got a minute?!"

You, continuing walking & giving them the Boris: "Ja n'ya comprendé vous. Ich bin sorry, tovarisch..."

by John Superman December 6, 2013

doing a boris

The art of touching someone on the thigh, with or without their permission. (who knows)

Watch out! Looks like George is doing a boris.

by notsoharry October 1, 2019

bordism

bordism - complete and utter boredom, a state in which you're sitting there falling asleep when you're wide awake.

Little johnny is suffering from utter fucking bordism

by Kurt August 8, 2004

Boris

Used interchangeably with the majority of negative and derogatory words. Particularly synonymous with failure, ineptitude, general uselessness and being shit.

"You've managed to completely Boris that up."
"What an absolute pile of Boris."

by Waragainstsleep September 13, 2020

Barrister

The act of emitting male ejaculate on a female's face, and then throwing a book at her head.

She gave me her heart, and I gave her a Barrister!

by funkydonkey March 1, 2009

borridge

A wet stinkin fart

“Did you hear that phat borridge”

by Chelsea Caprice & Georgia Blak August 23, 2020

Big Boris

A rather large cock or the name that a man called would call his nob.

My big boris is so big its like 30 cm long !!!

by Farris McKenzie October 18, 2008