boffus

A VERY large woman

Man, if you cut her in half, there'd be enough for boffus

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

boff o dem

used when referring to 2 of a set, as in cats, car keys, tits

will you look at boff o dem ?

by joe shit the rag man April 17, 2004

Boff

(North East England)
To smell or sniff something

"Shall we gan boff some candles in TK MAXX?"

by dbljackncoke August 1, 2017

boff

pucker ting, describes how good something is

that chicken looks boff

by bofff July 9, 2019

Boff

An insult which is used against people who are clever. It doesn't make much sense because being clever is not a handicap. So all the people who use boff as an insult should try to do a sum which is easier than 2 + 2 , although I doubt their brains would manage it. Then they will find that being a boff is not such a bad thing. It is certainly better than being a chav

Chavette: OMFG ur such a boff.
Boff: Better than being a chav with no brains, like you.

Etc etc.

by Fist in the air in the land of hypocrisy April 27, 2005

boff

An ultra fast or speedy single dry hump or a quick fuck

please to boff your FUPA

by Ed Supreme December 9, 2003

boff

To let a quite one rip

A small quite fart sounds like "boff"

by TomskiBOTN December 16, 2007