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blueberry muffin

When a girl wears clothes that are too small, particularly jeans. Tight jeans push up the fat on her hips, which spills over the sides of the pants like the top of a muffin around the wrapper.
by The Singing Butler July 26, 2005
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blueberried

after your girlfriend sticks some blueberries up there on a hot summer day and leaves 'em there for a day til they jam up then squeezes them on your face.
"ay? you hear tom's girl blueberried him yestahday?"
"yeah! I heard she raspberries too!"
by InsertItalianGirlsNameHere April 21, 2010
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blueberry balls

when you think you are going to get some and you don't.
Paul: "Yeah man, I have blueberry balls because of last night. We were in my bed and I couldn't get her to take her pants off"

Andrew: "Real bummer man."
by Paul Borah June 28, 2006
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Bananaman and Blueberry Girl

A synonym for the most perfect pairing ever. Usually used to indicate that the said couple in question are having a lot of wild and kinky sex. Often associated with growls and giggles aplenty.
Those two rabbits over there are at it like Bananaman and Blueberry Girl
by Blueberry Girl December 3, 2009
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Blueberry Pancake

A vagina with three fists in it at one time.
How was ur orgy the other day? Pretty great! at one point, Becky got a Blueberry Pancake!
by alwaysfresca October 19, 2011
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Blumper

When a male is sitting on the toilet, taking a dump and a girl is giving a blowjob at the same time.
When trailer trash whores having nothing else better to do than having sex with their nephews
by Ezekiel November 11, 2003
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blubberfuck

(noun) take a woman over, say, 275 pounds, 45-55 DDD or bigger chest, a roll under her bellybutton like a fullsize loaf of French or Italian bread, rolls in her crotch like a 3rd (and 4th) set of labia, a pad of fat on her mons, huge buttocks, and you can't really get half-way into her in ANY position because of fat keepin' you away from her vagina so's you can bearly get your "head" into it
Denise, you is one BIG woman ! You is a blubbderfuck to beat all blubberfucks. You' sure yo' ain't already 'bout to give birth ?
by Jake January 12, 2004
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