{noun} blu•TOOSHE•bag, Pronunciation: /blu-tóösche-bahg/
1. Slang. Anyone wearing a Bluetooth(R) ear-piece or ear-bud, that doesn't quite play the part of "cool." Amalgamation of "bluetooth" and "douchebag."
1. Slang. Anyone wearing a Bluetooth(R) ear-piece or ear-bud, that doesn't quite play the part of "cool." Amalgamation of "bluetooth" and "douchebag."
SweetPete mocks strangers that are bluetoothshbags, what with their ear-worn devices that are MEANT to insinuate, "I'm sooooo important lookittmeee," but such cranial adornments actually scream out, "I'm a loser yeay."
by SweetPete SweetPete May 15, 2008
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I was able to pass nearly an hour blahtoothing Cult of Luna at some surprised, but enthusiastic listeners. Train travel is my pirate radio station.
by banquoson May 15, 2017
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A bluetoothbellend is some1 who uses there bluetooth-headset to show off by talking very louldy into it whilst around others.
Although the devices are very handy for people like taxi drivers, they actually just make you look like a compleate poseur.
Although the devices are very handy for people like taxi drivers, they actually just make you look like a compleate poseur.
Bluetoothbellend: Hello
Your Friend: Huh?
Bluetoothbellend: yeah I should be able to...
Your Friend: I thought he was talking to me then.
You: Nah, just a Bluetoothbellend.
Your Friend: Huh?
Bluetoothbellend: yeah I should be able to...
Your Friend: I thought he was talking to me then.
You: Nah, just a Bluetoothbellend.
by AMX September 26, 2005
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you're having a conversation with someone
who may be looking at you, nodding, etc.,
but who is actually having a phone
conversation on wireless headset. Mutually
annoying as each party thinks the other is being rude.
you're having a conversation with someone
who may be looking at you, nodding, etc.,
but who is actually having a phone
conversation on wireless headset. Mutually
annoying as each party thinks the other is being rude.
Joe: I just got bluetoothed again by
the boss's secretary... I can never tell whether she's talking to me,
talking on the phone or talking to the voices in her head...
Moe: Ha ha, I carry a pad and paper deaf-mute style to communicate in the office any more...
the boss's secretary... I can never tell whether she's talking to me,
talking on the phone or talking to the voices in her head...
Moe: Ha ha, I carry a pad and paper deaf-mute style to communicate in the office any more...
by Hey Moe! May 16, 2009
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Get the bluetoothing mug.John: Hey look at dem hoes!
/Drives up to Prostitutes/
John: Sup, bitches?
Maleekuh: Nigga, ain't you see we busy?
/Notices Mobile telephones/
Summah Peech: Yea, nigguh. We bluetoothin'!
Pimp Named Slickback: Make my money, bitches, or I'm a Bluetooth my dick in your asses.
/Drives up to Prostitutes/
John: Sup, bitches?
Maleekuh: Nigga, ain't you see we busy?
/Notices Mobile telephones/
Summah Peech: Yea, nigguh. We bluetoothin'!
Pimp Named Slickback: Make my money, bitches, or I'm a Bluetooth my dick in your asses.
by Johannes K October 19, 2008
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