Bloop

The act of a woman giving a man a blowjob while she is taking a poop.

The other night I was so drunk I asked my husband to come into the bathroom with me while I was pooping. He was naked when he came in and I put his p*nis in my mouth. Had me a good bloop.

by ScaeParty January 13, 2024

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Bloop-Blyap

The sound a made by a turd hitting the toilet water

My back is itching me for some reason. Bruh, I bet that Bloop-Blyap exploded all over you

by russell-love-muscle February 5, 2024

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Bloop

Noun: Poop with Blood
Verb: Pooping blood.

Verb:

How did he not know he had a gastrointestinal bleed? He blooped for days.

Noun:

Who left bloop in the toilet?

by josueFL October 21, 2020

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Bloop

A super-natural being destined to take over the world, solar system, galaxy, and universe in the near future. Or just a funny little thing to say in your group chats to confuse friends.

Bloop will rule the universe!
Bloop.

by the_meerkat_of_scream October 27, 2020

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Is a word to use when not knowing what to say, or when being asked a question you don't know the answer too. A word with no true meaning so can be interpreted however you want.

Jimmy: "Will you marry me?"
Charles: "bloop"

by josiahaha April 25, 2021

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