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blogger mom

A new age mom who finds time to blog as well as take her kids to school, camps and soccer practice.
"Her kids play soccer, but she's more of a blogger mom than soccer mom."
by secondmilestyle October 8, 2009
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blodgering

blodgering is the act of vigorously pulling the tampon from the vagina of a mensturating female while doing her up the arse, and then repeatedly whipping her with the tampon.
"me and Sue are into blodgering"

"i love to get blodgered"
by Emma and Tim October 16, 2008
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bludgetting

Colloquial. Mid-level management speak to descibe the lengthy and painfull process of winnowing first draft pie-in-the-sky budget submissions down to realistic numbers.

Seasonal. Typically occurs during the last quarter of a company's financial calendar.
Honey, I wont be home until after midnight. We've got another bludgetting session with the CFO.
by jstuart January 4, 2006
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bodgey

thats so bodgey
by Anonymous August 26, 2003
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Bloggery

Blather and boring comments that some blogger enters in a blog without much thought, consideration or style. Blah Blah Blah posing as meaningful commentary.
Her newspaper columns are much better than her blog which slips into bloggery of the worst kind.
by Songpoet April 30, 2006
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Logger Blogger

A fucktard. Combination of the word Logger and blogger. It is a word that has no comeback if the victim does not know the meaning.
by StNaAnKn July 29, 2004
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blogger

As the great Maddox puts it,

Blogger is a term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.

Then God forbid a blogger gets mentioned on CNN. If you thought it was impossible for a certain blogger to get more pious than he was, wait until you see the shit storm of self-righteous save-the-world bullshit after a network plug. Suddenly the boring, mild-mannered blogger you once knew will turn into Mother Theresa, and will single handedly take it upon himself to end world hunger with his stupid links to band websites and other smug blogger dipshits.
Chuck: Hey man! Last night I updated my blog.
George: <kicks Chuck in nuts, cuts arms off, crucifies him, then roasts over fire and makes shiskabobs.>

Moral of the story: Bloggers must die a horribly painful death. Plus the ladies totally dig cannibals. Double score!
by useful idiot August 26, 2005
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