A crude hometown beer created for the hard working men of small town USA. Enjoyed by few, hated by most. Generally consumed in the most rural areas of North America (the boondocks, backwoods, swamp, etc.), and more valuable than Gold to those who live amongst the trees and kill their meals with their bare hands.
Hey Scott, do you want a Blatz to wash down the nails we ate for breakfast? Maybe I'll pack a few for lunch too, it's going to be a long day of killing Grizzly bears with shotguns.
by BigDaddy_31 May 24, 2017
Get the Blatz mug.{Lukas:} Hey Alex, have you tried blethan's piss juice?
{Alex:} Wtf Lukas no and where did you get that fro-
{Lukas:} *shoves the juice into Alex's mouth*
{Alex:} Holy shit this is actually.. AMAZING!
{Lukas:} *smirk* knew you'd love it.
{Alex:} Wtf Lukas no and where did you get that fro-
{Lukas:} *shoves the juice into Alex's mouth*
{Alex:} Holy shit this is actually.. AMAZING!
{Lukas:} *smirk* knew you'd love it.
by Bonk October 27, 2020
Get the blethan's piss juice mug.
Get the blitz90s mug.When someone packs crack cocaine in a charger & blindly shoves the charger up their asshole, using their asscrack as a guide, because they just saw DEA officers heading in their direction. Derived from blitzkrieg.
The term charger is hard to find in the dictionary but can be found in the novel Papillon by Henri Charrière
The term charger is hard to find in the dictionary but can be found in the novel Papillon by Henri Charrière
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 8, 2021
Get the blitzcrack mug.by BlitzBlackStar July 14, 2021
Get the BlitzBlackStar mug.by Blitz_I3’s Slave January 29, 2022
Get the Blitz_I3 mug.Getting blitzed at Applebees is a term that can apply to getting fucked up at any chain restaurant. Preferably on cheap signature drinks. With apps obvi.
“Dude let’s go get blitzed at Applebees this weekend.” “Heck yeah dude wanna go to Chili’s” “idk man I was thinking like TGIFridays”
by MHlovr March 9, 2022
Get the Blitzed at Applebees mug.